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Stupid, stupid Pat actually tried to brag about using them rather than the far superior Granny Smith apples. I know this is old news but Jesus, what a stupid fat bastard.
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Red Delicious are trash apples that were genetically modified for poor people.
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It gives Pattykins tum,tums the same bad feelings as bad news on lolsuit
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Thats why you add sugar to them.
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Fat retart.
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He has the palate of a child. Granny Smith apples make for a better pie because they hold up when being baked. Red apples turn to mush and water.
Maddox (from circa-2000 internet fame) had the same manbaby take on apples. No coincidence they are both losers who never grew beyond a small burst of internet fame.
Maddox (from circa-2000 internet fame) had the same manbaby take on apples. No coincidence they are both losers who never grew beyond a small burst of internet fame.
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What does their sex life have to do with this?
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Again -- the need to share EVERY mundane detail of his life with the world. Get some friends, fatboy.
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That pie he made looked like shit, but yeah everyone else does it wrong.
Let me take an already overly sweet fruit and dump more sugar on it.
Let me take an already overly sweet fruit and dump more sugar on it.
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Looks like someone sharted on that pie.
stinks
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hes almost only posting it to tell everyone they make pies wrong and hes doing it right.
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Before he even made it people were telling him he was using the wrong apples but of course pig knows best and made it anyways. It must have been a total letdown when they finally cut into it. Knowing the internet was right and Pig was wrong. He never mentioned the pie again.
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He’ll probably garnish a slice of pie with an entire cinnamon stick
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Ughh I can't believe I used to like Maddox. Fuck. I know, I'm a fag..
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Early Maddox was actually funny. People tend to forget because now he looks like a soyboy who never gets any sleep because he's being cuckolded 24 hours a day, but in circa 2002 internet things like "Grading your children's artwork" were pretty great bits.
Then he decided that the world needed to see his face and hear his voice, and the veil of manliness came down...
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The first time he showed up on television was his biggest mistake.
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If you’re not using a Granny Smith the acceptable replacement is a MacIntosh. Does Pig do things wrong on purpose just to sound like he knows something anyone else don’t?
where I come from “I know something y’all don’t know” usually gets your mouth shut for you, with a fist.
where I come from “I know something y’all don’t know” usually gets your mouth shut for you, with a fist.