Realistically, how many instances do we have of Patrick being a retarded hypocrite?

[Brooke Shields]

Of course it's too late to start counting now, with his 1,000s of deleted drivel, also who would want to count one by one up to 100k or so.
I'd say it's in the 20,000 range of provable things, cause he really does tweet that much and easily a third could be simple pig-hypocrisy

anyways here's this from earlier:

it's even sadder commenting on it Rick, since you're looking for interaction

 

[sShenaniganz]

"Sport"

Unselfaware condescending Pat is the worst

 

[fricklefrackle]

Hush, child. I decide what hypocrisy means.

 

[guest]

Nice set of beefers though

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Nice set of beefers though

Patrick's?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Hush, child. I decide what hypocrisy means.

The real version of this is more cartoonish

 

[Will Tate]

153,178.

 

[Snake]

23,739.25

DLTIW

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Nice set of beefers though

Fakers don't count

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Didn't he recently criticize the idea of someone retweeting themselves, even though he's done it countless times and will continue to do so? I don't remember the details because it was something about faggoty twitter etiquette.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

sport

another word he doesn't engage with, like 'child'

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Hush, child. I decide what hypocrisy means.

His real mouth is far more horrible. You are kind and generous.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Hush, child. I decide what hypocrisy means.

Wish Orangeman Pat suffered the same fate his Proddy bastard cohorts did in Derry when they crossed the IRA.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Every time he tweets he’s either lying or being hypocritical. How many tweets has he sent? That’s how many lies and hypocrisy’s he’s committed.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’d say it’d be easier to count the times he hasn’t been a hypocrite except it’s impossible to find. Even stuff like saying “OK boomer” every day for months then a couple of weeks later declaring “only boomers say OK boomer” or calling himself an “actual tough guy” 3/4 times in two weeks then immediately claiming he’s never said it three days later.

He’s obviously a pathological liar but I wonder how much the booze plays a part when it’s comes to such unnecessary lies/hypocrisies like those. Maybe he just has Alzheimer’s and Niki doesn’t like him enough to even notice.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"Everything I have ever told you has always been true and accurate".

*plays voicemails left by 'Canyon Boykin'*