Ray Wilson's Schlocktoberfest Day 1

[UnPRePared]

Hello, boys and ghouls.

And Sue.

I'm posting this on the 2nd over here, but since I know most of you are Yanks, it's still the 1st. Don't piss on my efforts.

It's Haunting season, and we Scots know a thing or two about Halloween. Especially when our local channels growing up would play the kind of films that would make Roger Ebert slit his wrists. But that said, I have a fondness for a good bad horror film.

Ray Wilson's recommendation for tonight's viewing: The Tingler!

No no no, this isn't a documentary about Anthony and his toy egg - The Tingler opens you up and fucks YOU! Your spine, that is! And the more scared you are, the more you're fucked, unless you scream!

Actually, this could be a documentary about Anthony.

Except Vincent Price is a fella I would have a pint with (though I'd always keep my eye on it), as he had personality and class. Not to mention, he was an amazing cook. Seriously, read him and his wife's cookbooks, guy was amazing.

Price alone should sell this movie to you, and even if it doesn't, the campy parts in it should. That's ALL William Castle for ya there.

Let's get the season started, lads. And remember, don't go out in the dark alone...

"No, Anthony! Please close the egg! I believe you!"

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

 

[UnPRePared]

I napped earlier this evening and I'm awake, ok?

I DON'T SEE YOU TRYING NEW THINGS HERE!

 

[NoBacon]

If Gosia lived across the border she’d be at constant danger of being raped by someone who looks like Boq and them never being deported for it

 

[UnPRePared]

If Gosia lived across the border she’d be at constant danger of being raped by someone who looks like Boq and them never being deported for it

Gosia, Alicja, every woman I know can take great care of themselves. Hell, Gosia knows pressure points that could bring a person to immediate tears (she's done it to the bandmates when they've doubted).

That all said, there's definitely certain places I would never want her or any of my dear friends to go to. I'll leave it at that.

 

[NoBacon]

Gosia, Alicja, every woman I know can take great care of themselves. Hell, Gosia knows pressure points that could bring a person to immediate tears (she's done it to the bandmates when they've doubted).

That all said, there's definitely certain places I would never want her or any of my dear friends to go to. I'll leave it at that.

There’s a difference between musicians pretending to be over powered by a woman and her yoga teacher karate “pressure points” and some violent inbred African or Asian trying to rape her to death because the government shipped him there to do it.

 

[Lunkhead]

My dad always brought up seeing this in the theater, where they had arm rests that shocked you during key suspense scenes. That was the peak of those old school movie gimmicks. All in wit da Vincent Price, even if he seemed a little mysterious. Gonna check this one out, Ray. Thanks for the suggestion.

 

[UnPRePared]

My dad always brought up seeing this in the theater, where they had arm rests that shocked you during key suspense scenes. That was the peak of those old school movie gimmicks. All in wit da Vincent Price, even if he seemed a little mysterious. Gonna check this one out, Ray. Thanks for the suggestion.

I have a fairly busy month with shows, but every October I try to watch a movie a day either before or after rehearsal. As long as I have the time, and most likely it'll be after a show, I'll do a little recommendation for you boys.

@captain_kamala, I specifically have a movie recommendation in mind that I will dedicate to you when I write it. I'll leave it as a surprise for now.

 

[UnPRePared]

There’s a difference between musicians pretending to be over powered by a woman and her yoga teacher karate “pressure points” and some violent inbred African or Asian trying to rape her to death because the government shipped him there to do it.

I'm not saying there isn't some truth to what you're stating. I also don't over-generalize people.

 

[NoBacon]

I'm not saying there isn't some truth to what you're stating. I also don't over-generalize people.

Well you better start doing it, Ray. I only want you to be safe.

 

[captain_kamala]

I have a fairly busy month with shows, but every October I try to watch a movie a day either before or after rehearsal. As long as I have the time, and most likely it'll be after a show, I'll do a little recommendation for you boys.

@captain_kamala, I specifically have a movie recommendation in mind that I will dedicate to you when I write it. I'll leave it as a surprise for now.

Oh boy this is as good as when the autistic kid at work put awoo werewolves of London on the Playlist for october

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

 

[johnnynoname]

I hate this month because I over analyze what shit I want to watch, and read, and NEVER get to watching or reading anything

 

[captain_kamala]

Halloween people are just fat alternative white chicks I want everyone to die

 

[johnnynoname]

Halloween people are just fat alternative white chicks I want everyone to die

the thing is, October REALLY is a nice month, and Halloween really is a cool time of year


however, when niggas say "HALLOWEEN IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR", it's like saying "I LIKE CHEESECAKE"

.....nobody hates those things

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Well you better start doing it, Ray. I only want you to be safe.

@UnPRePared does not seem to understand the gravity of the situation. Do you perhaps have a graph showing the number of rapes by boq people on women who are married to lead singers that frequent a forum dedicated to a defunct radio show?

 

[captain_kamala]

the thing is, October REALLY is a nice month, and Halloween really is a cool time of year


however, when niggas say "HALLOWEEN IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR", it's like saying "I LIKE CHEESECAKE"

.....nobody hates those things

No it's literally gay

 

[UnPRePared]

Oh boy this is as good as when the autistic kid at work put awoo werewolves of London on the Playlist for october

I'm sure a couple Amazon gift cards would change your tune.

 

[Brooke Shields]

is this going to be a daily-post thing?

 

[UnPRePared]

is this going to be a daily-post thing?

I don't have enough motivation to do that. Chances are with my schedule, I'll just do a few more.

But hey, scared you though.