Rank the following religions

[Dog Eater]

This thread is mainly for @Wisconsin.gov but I’m interested in anyone’s answers. Please rate the following religions/schisms out of 10 and provide brief notes on why they earn that rating.

Please take into account:

Objectives
Effect on world positive or negative
Effect on its followers
Followers ability to adhere to any stated ethics



Buddhism
Catholicism
Eastern Orthodoxy
Hinduism
Judaism
Protestantism
Shia Islam
Shinto
Sikhism
Sunni Islam
Taoism
Voodoo

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Catholicism is the only true religion, i will not even bother listing the rest in any order, because they're all heathens from where i stand (sit in my wheelchair, I can't stand).

 

[NoBacon]

Every religion agrees Jesus is a great prophet and a way to God. Jesus Himself says He is the only way.

It’s pretty easy to understand the truth.

 

[Dog Eater]

Buddhism - 2/10
Too focused on the selfish goal of enlightenment. Too many variations on how to achieve that goal. No clear system of ethics. Too Indian.

Catholicism - 6/10
Did a pretty good job for hundreds of years at keeping poor people afraid of hell. Probably didn’t affect their ethics much since they can just go to confessional. Too much mysticism and elevation of humans to a deity level. Don’t follow their own texts.


Eastern Orthodoxy - 6/10
Its followers are more focused on tradition than the theology. They adhere pretty well to their own texts.


Hinduism - 1/10
Dogshit group of shitty traditions masquerading as a religion. No system of ethics. Followers are almost universally terrible people. Can’t even decide if they’re mono, poly or a-theistic.


Judaism - 1/10
Half their theological debate revolves around finding ways to trick their own god. It’s adherents are terrible people for the most part but I don’t think any religion can save the jews.


Protestantism - 7/10
Was at the forefront of the creation of the modern world but its lax attitude will lead to the downfall of the modern world. They ended slavery which is cool. I’d talk about its followers but there isn’t any left lol. Previously they followed their own texts but no longer.


Shia Islam - 1/10
Violent religion. Worse than Sunni since they venerate humans too much.


Shinto - 4/10
Not a real religion. No system of ethics, basically just idol worship. Cool aesthetics though.


Sikhism - 3/10
Too much poo. Too Indian. Some ethical systems. They get to carry knives around.


Sunni Islam - 4/10
Violent religion. Popular in terrible parts of the world. The societies and countries in which this is popular show that either its affect on adherents is negative or those people are beyond redemption. That said its followers are probably some of the best in the world at actually adhering to their texts. It’s hard to disrespect a guy sawing someone’s head off when he’s just following the rules.


Taoism - 1/10
Dogshit chink bullshit. Probably the worst on this list. They value virtues such as “inaction”. No system of ethics.

Voodoo - 1/10
Not a real religion but I like that Bond film with it in it. Basically idol worship for niggers. All its followers are terrible.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Too focused on the selfish goal of enlightenment.

Nigga I always thought the main point of Buddhism was to not give a shit and understand that everything you love will be taken away and / or die. Once you accept that, you’re enlightened.

Anyway:
Catholicism
Orthodoxy
Buddhism
Protestantism (take that McGowan)
Others are all the same: HEATHEN

 

[Dog Eater]

Catholicism is the only true religion, i will not even bother listing the rest in any order, because they're all heathens from where i stand (sit in my wheelchair, I can't stand).

Nice Mary worship stupid.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Nice Mary worship stupid.

I only worship our true lord and savior Jesus Christ & Lucy Lawless, child.

 

[Dog Eater]

Nigga I always thought the main point of Buddhism was to not give a shit and understand that everything you love will be taken away and / or die. Once you accept that, you’re enlightened.

I’ve no doubt that some school of Buddhism teaches that but there are huge differences everywhere. Imagine having an individualistic goal as the primary tenent of your religion.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Pagan bros know Zeus is my real nigga

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'm a Sun worshiper AMA

 

[guest]

Just to explain what "sunni" means...it comes from: Ahlus Sunnah wal-Jama'ah: "The Community that follows Mohammed's path, and general Consensus".
It's just the default state of being Muslim. So anyone who 'declined' having the progeny of Mohammed SAAW become leaders (turning Islam into some kind of aristocracy) is sunni...the ones who supported the "ahlul bayt" (Family of the prophet SAAW) becoming leaders were called "Shia't Ali" (The party of Ali). and they were always a minority.

Now to understand the way Islam sees the world you have to look at things from the Islamic lens. All the prophets/messengers in the scripture...Adam, Enoch, Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Ishmael, Jacob, Joseph, etc (AS), were Muslims. Why? Because they submitted to the will of Alla, and what they revealed, was the "Islam" of their time. So Moses' ten commandments was the Islam and Sharia of his time, the Injeel of Jesus AS was the Islam of his time, and Mohammed SAAW is the seal of the prophets. So just like the quran "abrogated alcoholic consumption in a gradual manner" within Mohammed's SAAW lifetime...Islam we have today is the 'final form' of the Islams from Adam-Eve's time, till the end.

That I am just a regular joe, but seen as an ambassador of Islam is telling...because the average Muslim regular joe, takes his religion "more serious" than even a Christian priest/bishop. I remember reading in Lutheranism, you can be an ordained minsiter and not even "believe in God". Im sorry I dont take (most) modern christian denomination seriously.

Judaism's "reform" branch is a christianization of Judaism.
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I dont consider Buddhism a religion with a 'creed (aqeedah)'..

Sikhism is just a Punjabi neo-hindu response to Afghan raids. Its not a serious thing. Will never be a world religion.

Hinduism is just what the British Admins labeled the indigenous beliefs that couldnt be classified as: Islam/Christian/Jewish/Buddhist/Jain/Sikh. You have monotheistic hindus and polytheists. Its not a serious "religion"

Taoism-Confuscianism: I dont know too much of it to have an opinion, but most Chinks today are atheists or born-again christian anyway

 

[Dog Eater]

I'm a Sun worshiper AMA

How does it feel to be the most based of the ancient religions and the only one that makes sense in the natural world? If I didn’t know better I’d worship it too, you can’t even look at the fucking thing.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I’ve no doubt that some school of Buddhism teaches that but there are huge differences everywhere. Imagine having an individualistic goal as the primary tenent of your religion.

Fair enough, I only watched some cool documentary about it on Amazon narrated by Richard “Cum in my belly” Gere

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pagan bros know Zeus is my real nigga

Do they?

 

[guest]

Judaism:

What does Israel mean? The Arabic form would be "Yusar3Allah" (he wrestled with Allah). And that is what it means in the original Hebrew too. That is all you need to know about judaism.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

How does it feel to be the most based of the ancient religions and the only one that makes sense in the natural world? If I didn’t know better I’d worship it too, you can’t even look at the fucking thing.

That's really the only commandment as such, and the punishment for disobeying is logical and easily explained even to children.

 

[guest]

Voodoo is the West African form of Babylonian mystical religion. "Sihr" in the Quran. All magic originated in Babylon, and because we dont really know the true history of the world, we dont know how different groups 'received' the teachings of Babylonian magic (brought there by two angels btw, as a test to the inhabitants). The Ethiopian-Ancient Egyptian-Nubian form is "Zaar" which wormed its way into alot of Sufism done in the region today, and beyond.

So Babylonian magic entered Judaism via the babylonian talmud...it entered Persia an central asia as "Magian-ism" which they are changing the name constrantly (Parsee, Zoroastrianism blablabla...but the Bible called the Magis, because thats what they are, an the english word for magic an mage, is from Majus/magi)

Wiccans, Picts, their wizardy, Shamanism, That shit Joey Diaz was talking about etc...all just 'retcons' of the same Babylonian script.

 

[Dog Eater]

Voodoo is the West African form of Babylonian mystical religion. "Sihr" in the Quran. All magic originated in Babylon, and because we dont really know the true history of the world, we dont know how different groups 'received' the teachings of Babylonian magic (brought there by two angels btw, as a test to the inhabitants).

So Babylonian magic entered Judaism via the babylonian talmud...it entered Persia an central asia as "Magian-ism" which they are changing the name constrantly (Parsee, Zoroastrianism blablabla...but the Bible called the Magis, because thats what they are, an the english word for magic an mage, is from Majus/magi)

Wiccans, Picts, their wizardy, Shamanism, That shit Joey Diaz was talking about etc...all just 'retcons' of the same Babylonian script.

Where we at with Zoroastrians worshiping a god called Mazda? I know the jap named the car after the god but geeze that’s embarrassing.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Voodoo is the West African form of Babylonian mystical religion. "Sihr" in the Quran. All magic originated in Babylon, and because we dont really know the true history of the world, we dont know how different groups 'received' the teachings of Babylonian magic (brought there by two angels btw, as a test to the inhabitants). The Ethiopian-Ancient Egyptian-Nubian form is "Zaar" which wormed its way into alot of Sufism done in the region today, and beyond.

So Babylonian magic entered Judaism via the babylonian talmud...it entered Persia an central asia as "Magian-ism" which they are changing the name constrantly (Parsee, Zoroastrianism blablabla...but the Bible called the Magis, because thats what they are, an the english word for magic an mage, is from Majus/magi)

Wiccans, Picts, their wizardy, Shamanism, That shit Joey Diaz was talking about etc...all just 'retcons' of the same Babylonian script.

So you’re a Saracen?

 

[guest]

Where we at with Zoroastrians worshiping a god called Mazda? I know the jap named the car after the god but geeze that’s embarrassing.

The jap aint naming shit...All corporate embarkings in 20th century Japan was thanks to Wall Street one way or the other (SONY = standard oil of new york for eg) . White ppl have a hard-on for Zoroaster, not Chinks.