Random Martial Art–Pat question

[N64 Cube]

Didn’t Pat claim to know Aikido (besides his knife fighting skills)

I think I remember seeing this video from here before

 

[whippinghuskies]

OFC Pat would claim to know the most useless martial art.

 

[stealthygeek]

MM Schill too. And I think her husband was her instructor or something?

 

[AliceWorquer]

It's impressive how bad he is at lying. Every time he tries to punch up his life story he always specifically includes details that make him look like a know nothing idiot. I don't understand how he could be so consistently uninformed on everything he tries talking about.

Fucking idiot can't even tie a bow without also calling it a knot.

 

[guest]

MM Schill too. And I think her husband was her instructor or something?

Can I have a source on that? I confronted MM Schill about that and she denied that he was her instructor. She's a habitual liar though:

 

[stealthygeek]

Can I have a source on that? I confronted MM Schill about that and she denied that he was her instructor. She's a habitual liar though:

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I don't. Could easily be fake lore to be honest.

He's definitely an Aikido fag though.

 

[Turk February]

It's impressive how bad he is at lying. Every time he tries to punch up his life story he always specifically includes details that make him look like a know nothing idiot. I don't understand how he could be so consistently uninformed on everything he tries talking about.View attachment 198692
Fucking idiot can't even tie a bow without also calling it a knot.

I hate to side with Pat on anything but I think he's kind of doing my karate bit.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Aikido is as much a martial art as Pilates.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Notice how no UFC champions are ever introduced as Aikido masters.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Aikido is as much a martial art as Pilates.

Patrick is a Tai Chi master, child.

 

[RickReternal]

Has mountainous MM ever explained why she doesn’t have kids? Her husband is a government employee and they live in Jacksonville. It’s not that expensive. Why doesn’t this woman do something with her stupid life?

 

[Turry Fawks]

Has mountainous MM ever explained why she doesn’t have kids? Her husband is a government employee and they live in Jacksonville. It’s not that expensive. Why doesn’t this woman do something with her stupid life?

Kids require attention

 

[guest]

Has mountainous MM ever explained why she doesn’t have kids? Her husband is a government employee and they live in Jacksonville. It’s not that expensive. Why doesn’t this woman do something with her stupid life?

Apparently they tried but it's not happening. She does want kids lol.

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[Rick Roblinson]

Imagine Pat doing any of this

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Imagine Pat doing any of this

These work especially well when your opponent holds up his right arm for you to grab and then goes limp so you can "throw" him. Choreographed nonsense.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

@Rodeo Clown have you ever headbutted someone before?

I would pay great money to watch you headbutt Rick with your big swollen Ginzo boomer dome squash.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

These work especially well when your opponent holds up his right arm for you to grab and then goes limp so you can "throw" him. Choreographed nonsense.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

This reminds me of when ESPN bought the UFC contract, entirely because of McGregor's popularity, and they had the morning talking heads trying to discuss MMA for the masses. When Shannon Sharpe said Conor is a "krum magrum master" I almost died.

Krav Maga is a combat system developed by Mossad. It's not a martial art. Almost all the Krav Maga techniques would be illegal in MMA because they involve gauging eyes, stabbing gentiles, and neutralizing an opponent as quickly as possible even if it's fatal. This info would be available from a quick Google search.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Patrick is a Tai Chi master, child.

Anyone here a master of Chop Chee?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Aikido is pretty useful for cops and bouncers - people who don't want to leave their feet in dangerous situations with people who don't know better but it's useless against people who know how to fight. My dad is a 5th dan in it and used to teach it to cops on the side. When I was a kid he used to enjoy putting me in these wrist locks which hurt like a motherfucker. After I'd gotten good at wrestling in school and trained BJJ for about a year or so I challenged him to roll with me once and completely owned him. He was genuinely shocked and I still remember the look on his face.

Aikido is shit but Pat is an 80's child who remembers Seagal (I've told the story of my dad's experience with that insane faggot on here before) was considered a badass back in the day without ever doing anything particularly athletic so that's why he chose that for his lie.