Question for the original Simpsons accounts

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You start riding your bike yet or is this what you’re spending your time on? I’d give anything to be a fly on the wall for a conversation with your mom. “Hey Dougie, did you meet a nice girl yet?” “So this user Sue Lightning said he didn’t like The Simpsons so I made a bunch of accounts to car crash him.” “Sigh, well save the date for your sister’s wedding. I’m assuming you’ll be coming alone.” “He’s gay but he’s never fucked a guy!” *chugs wine on top of her Xanax* as she remembers how he vowed to destroy the SEO for Flavia’s cleaning company. I’m assuming your dad is dead so I’ll leave that one alone.

Warm regards,
Bonnie

 

[Troy Maclure]

Someone could type this exact paragraph out about your rap career

 

[Dog Eater]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Someone could type this exact paragraph out about your rap career

You’re not wrong but my moms knows I spits the dopest raps.

 

[PogromStallone]

Bonnie, you wouldn't happen to be from Shelbyville, would you?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bonnie, you wouldn't happen to be from Shelbyville, would you?

Don’t make me be mean to you. I like you.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Someone could type this exact paragraph out about your rap career

& my dad is alive. We’re playing golf this afternoon.

 

[Troy Maclure]

You’re not wrong but my moms knows I spits the dopest raps.

People in glass recording booths shouldn’t throw microphones

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

People in glass recording booths shouldn’t throw microphones

I said what I said about Dougie and I’ll stand by it. He’s a bitter lonely loser. Walk away, sasster.

 

[Phish]

Ahhhh knock it off will ya. Dougies a good kid. You hear me Cal?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Ahhhh knock it off will ya. Dougies a good kid. You hear me Cal?

I heard you and Dougie isn’t a bad guy at heart. I just feel a certain way because he said Treeks is a faggot that will burn in hell. Fuck him and his fake dead fiancee. I would kill myself if I was engaged to him too.

 

[Turk February]

Where is this mythical bonnie rap? Between Jenna, Sue, and Bonnie I wanna put together a megamix of guys who use women's names on rOnA and sing.

Edit 1: no, but the name Sue is...

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Not sure which Simpsons character to tag but I know you see this. How’s the wife search going? I don’t know where you get off bumping a bunch of old Sue threads. You want me to bump the ones where you can’t get up courage to ask a white chick to dance?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Where is this mythical bonnie rap? Between Jenna, Sue, and Bonnie I wanna put together a megamix of guys who use women's names on rOnA and sing.

Edit 1: no, but the name Sue is...

What kind of an alcoholic drinks Busch Light? Get your shit together and clean your room.

 

[Hoolies]

Hiya Dr. Bonnie, can true love cure herpes? I'll hang up and listen.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Hiya Dr. Bonnie, can true love cure herpes? I'll hang up and listen.

Absolutely, just kiss her.

 

[BUBBLER]

Don’t make me be mean to you. I like you.

Why would you like a pedophile?

 

[Jenna]

You start riding your bike yet or is this what you’re spending your time on? I’d give anything to be a fly on the wall for a conversation with your mom. “Hey Dougie, did you meet a nice girl yet?” “So this user Sue Lightning said he didn’t like The Simpsons so I made a bunch of accounts to car crash him.” “Sigh, well save the date for your sister’s wedding. I’m assuming you’ll be coming alone.” “He’s gay but he’s never fucked a guy!” *chugs wine on top of her Xanax* as she remembers how he vowed to destroy the SEO for Flavia’s cleaning company. I’m assuming your dad is dead so I’ll leave that one alone.

Warm regards,
Bonnie

I said what I said about Dougie and I’ll stand by it. He’s a bitter lonely loser. Walk away, sasster.

I heard you and Dougie isn’t a bad guy at heart. I just feel a certain way because he said Treeks is a faggot that will burn in hell. Fuck him and his fake dead fiancee. I would kill myself if I was engaged to him too.

Not sure which Simpsons character to tag but I know you see this. How’s the wife search going? I don’t know where you get off bumping a bunch of old Sue threads. You want me to bump the ones where you can’t get up courage to ask a white chick to dance?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember that episode. 50 Cent was in it. Bart's rap was extremely douchechilling.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I remember that episode. 50 Cent was in it. Bart's rap was extremely douchechilling.

There is not a worse trope than “Child / Grandma / white boy rapping”. Fucking YUCK