Question for married people: What would your spouse do if she/he found out you blew $125k on a lawsuit?

[guest]

I'm guessing the answer for most is divorce or separation.

Even for wives who "stand by their man," trust would be eroded and this would cause strain and probably irreparable damage to the relationship.

How tf is Niki going to stick with Patrick through this? He has to be lying to her every step of the way or keeping her in the dark. Will he tell her the results before the Costa Rica trip?

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

He’s going to Natalee Holloway her in Costa Rica.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

It would definitely be a trip to divorce court. That amount of debt is not a situation where a spouse may have gone back to professional school. It’s from a lawsuit that should of been dismissed shortly after it started.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Not married

He’s going to Natalee Holloway her in Costa Rica.

Imagine if that's how the Patrick saga ends. It really will be the attention Fat's been craving for.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Niki is only Pat’s roommate. As long as it doesn’t cut into her monthly caretaker check, she doesn’t give a shit.

 

[Snake]

ThaT's a Trival amounT.

 

[guest]

I’ve tried telling mine about the lawsuit and she just thinks I’m an idiot (she’s right, but come on this is funny shit). She told me if I have to spend any money because of this I should be ashamed and she would leave me. Obviously she’s much smarter and grown up than Nikki.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Reverse Patton Oswald

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I have one running up not quite as much, but it's on law school. You know, something that will have a payback period.

But yeah, if she ran up 125 boxes of ziti on a LOLsuit, I'd be putting on a track suit and Bruno Magli shoes.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

If it was a professional concern and I was in the right she'd still be pissed but since it wouldn't hurt us financially she'd probably begrudgingly accept it. If it was for suing people online for calling me a faggot, on principle, she'd probably cut my balls off in the night.

 

[guest]

Niki is only Pat’s roommate. As long as it doesn’t cut into her monthly caretaker check, she doesn’t give a shit.

She’ll give a shit when Quaso puts a lien on her house

 

[TorqueWheeler]

She’ll give a shit when Quaso puts a lien on her house

Fat Niki will probably just skip over to mom's house and tell her she needs a new house now because Pat lost the other one.

 

[UnPRePared]

While I could afford that, if she discovered WHY it was done - to own online trolls - she'd have me committed, then divorce me.

And every day in my padded cell, I'd wait quietly for the knock that never comes...

 

[Clint Ruin]

I mean, I pay all her bills, so she'd keep her fucking mouth shut about my finances.

If I were Rick, I guess, I'd lie to Niki and tell her it's an accounting error.

 

[42069]

She’d blow me before jacuzzi and get a second job

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

She'd mind her fucking business and enjoy the good life I provided her

 

[Mike Glyer]

While I could afford that, if she discovered WHY it was done - to own online trolls - she'd have me committed, then divorce me.

And every day in my padded cell, I'd wait quietly for the knock that never comes...

Ray, you must know that you're only engaged and not married to Gosia!

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He’s going to Natalee Holloway her in Costa Rica.

Fat fuck couldn't move a NordicTrack box and he's going to push that fridge of a bulldyke over the port side? Good luck.

Bitch's center of gravity is probably in her cankles

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Unless $125k was a fraction of a savings account, I’d leave for sure. My ex wife luckily never got into frivolous legal action.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Reverse Patton Oswald

She suddenly wakes up from a deep sleep to vomit pills into Pat's mouth as a way of leaving him to marry Corey Feldman