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Question about all american road trip I wanna take

Professor Consent

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I can't google this question or ask it anywhere else for obvious reasons.

I want to take a road trip that's "white"... like a southern stereotype. So no black people, no pajeets, no ghettos etc. I just want a roadtrip that fits the aesthetic to this song:



I don't even care if I go to hillbilly country. In fact I'd prefer it.

@RobertMewler you live in an area like this right?
 

Professor Consent

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Do the Appalachian Trail or some shit. There's feral honkies in the Smoky Mountains. They live in tunnels and caves. Hills Have Eyes/Wrong Turn type shit. They'll stretch your holes and eat you.
Yeah I want a texas chainsaw massacre sort of hillbilly, where I pick up some crazy hillbilly who cuts himself etc
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Yeah I want a texas chainsaw massacre sort of hillbilly, where I pick up some crazy hillbilly who cuts himself etc
Dude there are some crazy, real fucking horror stories about the Appalachian Trail. There's a million youtube videos on that shit too but it's all from those spooky stories channels where the narrator talks like he's Glen Danzing or some shit.
 
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