They Define Their Own Energy
When you shitpost on a crowded board, what do you do?
You might try to feel the room out first before engaging or interacting with anyone, hoping that you don’t get noticed before you understand the vibe of the crowd.
A cool poster doesn’t care about that at all.
They’re not worried about what other shitposters think or what other people are doing; they live by their own rules at all times.
They define their own energy, and it doesn’t depend on where they are or whom they’re with; their energy is their energy, and they carry it confidently into every situation.
They Don’t Need a Posse
Pests are naturally tribal; we like staying in groups, because they give us security and stability, and they help us feel more comfortable with our lives.
We learn how to depend on those close to us, on our group or “posse” or "Alliance", because that’s where we feel at home.
But a cool poster doesn’t necessarily need others to feel complete.
While this doesn’t mean that they’ll reject having a social circle, it still means that a cool poster is perfectly capable of being who they are even when they’re on their own.
They’re Open to New Shitposts
Cool posters know how important it is to just say yes.
Life has endless shitposts to offer, but you can only shitpost them if you actually let yourself shitpost them.
A cool poster doesn’t pass up on the opportunity to try out something new every chance they get, and this gives them a rich and fulfilling life with tons of shitposts.
Tweets to see, things to do, people to bully – cool posters learn more and shitpost more simply because they put themselves out there more than everyone else.
And this makes life more rewarding, more fulfilling, which in turn adds to their natural, inherent contentment towards life.
They know that life is all about shitposts; without shitposts, how else would they be so cool?
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