Pussy or Liar

[guest]

I mean it can't cut both ways. He has locked himself into one of two options. Is he a faggot cop caller coward or a fat narcissistic liar?

Either way gentlemen I think we ought to be fearful of the Detroit salutations that are coming our way.

 

[guest]

I choose option C - he's a fat cowardly liar.

 

[guest]

I choose option C - he's a fat cowardly liar.

Yea I imagine he's both but I like the idea that his story has locked him into being one or the other: he either proved with this story that he's an internet tough guy and a cop caller, or he's as tough as he says he has and is a big fat fat fat fat liar.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm starting to think someone probably did show up but they aren't from here. Pat's becoming pretty widely hated. Way beyond this place.

 

[guest]

I'm starting to think someone probably did show up but they aren't from here. Pat's becoming pretty widely hated. Way beyond this place.

So cowardly cop caller. That really takes the sting out of his whole "neutralize you on sight" bullshit.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Did we not confirm the call? He definitely called because he’s a giant fat pussy. He’s playing a persona on twitter and in real life is shitting his pants.

 

[guest]

Did we not confirm the call? He definitely called because a giant fat push. He’s playing a persona on twitter and in real life is shitting his pants.

He's the cowardly lyin'

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Maybe this is the cover story because the cops were called to another domestic disturbance at his place so he made up this nonsense.

 

[HunterSTomlinson]

I went with liar because “C. He’s Fat” wasn’t an option.

 

[guest]

Maybe this is the cover story because the cops were called to another domestic disturbance at his place so he made up this nonsense.

He beat on Niki at the bar and the pigs went to his house after they called.

Somebody should ask him if that's the case.

 

[Cuphead]

It's bullshit.

One thing I noticed is that on Twitter a few days ago he was arguing with several people about how they aren't allowed to show up at a bar or they would be arrested. I think he made up the story because he can be like "look they are actually stalking me in person!" to gain more sympathy". It's why he just retweeted the story a second time because he wants more sympathy.

Also has other had mentioned, but as someone who has worked in several bars over the course of the year it wouldn't have gone down like this. If someone did show up and did this, the bouncer/security would've dragged him out and that would've been the end of it. Bars don't even call the cops when fights happen unless it's something like a huge brawl or someone gets severely injured and needs medical attention.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

So cowardly cop caller. That really takes the sting out of his whole "neutralize you on sight" bullshit.

Technically Tomlinson: “Actually little baby infant child, i wasn’t there at the time. So, hmmmm yeah. If i was the threat would have been dealt with swiftly”

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I had a ex that could spin a bullshit yarn just as exaggerated as fatso that people would half believe, what i think most likely happened is somebody showed up, ordered drinks started talking to the rest of the drunks, asking about Pat and is he this tough guy, does he get into bar fights as he claims etc.. then left, etc. . Rick turns into something completely different, he is so desperate after losing 130k

 

[guest]

Technically Tomlinson: “Actually little baby infant child, i wasn’t there at the time. So, hmmmm yeah. If i was the threat would have been dealt with swiftly”

Fucking ribs. That slobfuck is more caricature than man.

 

[Chive Turkey]

IF there is any truth to this, it's probably just some guy, not one of us, who got into Patposting later in the game and decided to pay Hooligans a visit. He had a casual conversation with the bartender, telling him that he's from two states away and inquires into Pat's antics, without making any threats. Hooligans is well aware of the atalkers and Pat probably constabtly bombards them with requests to share any info about possible rascals.

So the barkeep relays the chance meeting with Rick, who goes ballistic and calls the police with an inflated story about how there's someone on the loose who wants to kill him. The cops dutifully arrive and take notes, but won't pursue because there's nothing there and they're probably aware of Rick's nonsense as well.

Either frustrated by the lack of action, or bouyed by a delusion that the final punch is finally coming, Fatrick takes to Twitter to squeal for sympy.

 

[guest]

[SIZE=26px]IF [/SIZE][SIZE=15px]there is any truth to this, it's probably just some guy, not one of us, who got into Patposting later in the game and decided to pay Hooligans a visit. He had a casual conversation with the bartender, telling him that he's from two states away and inquires into Pat's antics, without making any threats. Hooligans is well aware of the atalkers and Pat probably constabtly bombards them with requests to share any info about possible rascals.

So the barkeep relays the chance meeting with Rick, who goes ballistic and calls the police with an inflated story about how there's someone on the loose who wants to kill him. The cops dutifully arrive and take notes, but won't pursue because there's nothing there and they're probably aware of Rick's nonsense as well.

Either frustrated by the lack of action, or bouyed by a delusion that the final punch is finally coming, Fatrick takes to Twitter to squeal for sympy. [/SIZE]

How much do you think the cops in his neighborhood hate him?

"We've got another complaint call from the 'author', Mike."

Then they laugh

 

[guest]

How much do you think the cops in his neighborhood hate him?

"We've got another complaint call from the 'author', Mike."

Then they laugh

The fax of Fat selfishly giving toothy head to the Commander-in-chief is probably pinned to the notice board in the cyber crimes department.

 

[guest]

The fax of Fat selfishly giving toothy head to the Commander-in-chief is probably pinned to the notice board in the cyber crimes department.

He does love giving toothy head.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Fucking ribs. That slobfuck is more caricature than man.

He's more fucking houseplant than man

 

[guest]

He's more fucking houseplant than man

He's more childhood obesity than man.