Provenance, intuit, and other words pretentious fags use

[guest]

Ever notice that people who pronounce 'and' as 'and-t' are fucking fart sniffers?

#JustVenting

 

[guest]

Member Dan's "aaaaaaaayn'd... "?

 

[Meownaw]

LiTeraTure when talking about instructions

 

[guest]

55:36:

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Fuck I hate Tim Ferris.

 

[Toast]

Intuit makes QuickBooks don't they?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I was negotiating with a dude about buying a bass guitar. I loved the color and the bass itself, but it was owned by the bassist from Rise Against and the dude kept saying it had "provenance" and I'm like I don't give a shit, that guy isn't famous - it's only worth what it's worth. Had to walk away from it

 

[guest]

ethereal
Myriad
Ad hominem
Intrinsically
Plethora
Collectively
Psuedo/quasi
Mutually exclusive
Inane
Metaphysical
Raison d’etre
Motif

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I’m annoyed at the failed attempt to sound smart.
“Imma marinate on that” when the word is ruminate.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

"Cathartic", especially when said by nasal guys in Youtube video essays with lo-fi hip hop in the background.

Some of Kevin Smith's title cards in Clerks:

Vagary
Purgation
Malaise
Perspicacity

 

[fenrir]

"We have the commonality of language!"

I wanted cave Jim Norton's face in every time he said that.

Nice NPR glasses, stupid.

 

[Stent]

People started asking about something's "genesis" rather than beginning or origin etc. Don't care for it.

Never noticed the "and-t" thing but I'm sure I'll pick up on it everywhere now. Fuck.

 

[guest]

People started asking about something's "genesis"

@UnPRePared comment?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do." --William Safire

People who drop semi-relevant quotes to sound smart are fucking enraging, makes me want to bite their faces. Ssscumbags!

 

[johnnynoname]

I've read this forum
I have a pretty good idea of the kind of old, bitter, white, semi-middledaged guy who posts here

With that preface anyone who uses the word "The" and know how to use an, "oxford comma" would be considered a huge fag by the people who post here yo

 

[Uncle Floyd]

old... semi-middledaged

[sic]

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I like to throw out a couple 5 dollar words here and there to make the bitches wet

 

[johnnynoname]

[sic]

fag