Proof we're dealing with an actual retard (12/1000): Nerf Gun

[Brooke Shields]

Patrick owns this "Firestrike" with his name written on it, like a child. (In case another kid takes it!)
Notice the design, the colors and pattern, and the laser sight under the barrel. (Just like his real gun wow cool!)

What year did this gun come out, you ask?
Surely this is a toy Patrick just kept with him from when he was a little retard, right?

I was somewhat of a wiz in my algebra 2 class

so I'm able to deduct that Patrick T. bought this gun (at the earliest) when he was 33, and either he or someone else wrote his name on it.









Patrick T. , everyone:

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aggvW8n_460svav1.mp4

 

[guest]

Mama Raven used to write Patrick's name on all his favorite toys. He's still that special, handsome boy.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

N-Strike? It all adds up

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The words aren't written in a straight line

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Patrick owns this "Firestrike" with his name written on it, like a child. (In case another kid takes it!)
Notice the design, the colors and pattern, and the laser sight under the barrel. (Just like his real gun wow cool!)

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What year did this gun come out, you ask?
Surely this is a toy Patrick just kept with him from when he was a little retard, right?

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I was somewhat of a wiz in my algebra 2 class
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so I'm able to deduct that Patrick T. bought this gun (at the earliest) when he was 33, and either he or someone else wrote his name on it.









Patrick T. , everyone:

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aggvW8n_460svav1.mp4

Christ almighty I feel like such a faggot, I bought a 1€ knock off little gun thing I use to play with my cats...you pull a spring back and it fires darts.i rub catnip into them and crumble a treat on them, get em interested and fire it off...
They go shooting off after it and love it...
Especially if I fire it into the bushes...

I am a potato loving, priest bait paddy faggot who charges shit on the bus but I dont sit around shooting this TOY (in the basket I keep the cat toys) at fucking politicians on TV...

 

[fusciasomething]

Christ almighty I feel like such a faggot, I bought a 1€ knock off little gun thing I use to play with my cats...you pull a spring back and it fires darts.i rub catnip into them and crumble a treat on them, get em interested and fire it off...
They go shooting off after it and love it...
Especially if I fire it into the bushes...

I am a potato loving, priest bait paddy faggot who charges shit on the bus but I dont sit around shooting this TOY (in the basket I keep the cat toys) at fucking politicians on TV...

You think the embarrassing part of this post is the dart gun?

 

[SFWA liaison]

he got his lego typewriter set for his birthday like 6 weeks ago and still hasn't finished it, he's not the brightest, folks

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

he got his lego typewriter set for his birthday like 6 weeks ago and still hasn't finished it, he's not the brightest, folks

I bet that anything with a thick booklet in lego is bewildering to him...

Its not even like the Technic back in 90s...with their vague instructions... but now there's hundreds of resources for lego and videos and all kinds of shit... If you csnt make a lego set now, with official instructions AND the Internet then you are an actual fucking retarded mong with issues..
Because even mongs can do lego!

 

[Stent]

His toy gun isn't allowed to call him Pat.

 

[BillKlacks]

Christ almighty I feel like such a faggot, I bought a 1€ knock off little gun thing I use to play with my cats...you pull a spring back and it fires darts.i rub catnip into them and crumble a treat on them, get em interested and fire it off...
They go shooting off after it and love it...
Especially if I fire it into the bushes...

I am a potato loving, priest bait paddy faggot who charges shit on the bus but I dont sit around shooting this TOY (in the basket I keep the cat toys) at fucking politicians on TV...

That sounds fun, I'm gonna try it