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Proletariat Pig flexing his wealth

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Bonus childing:

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Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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I don't think I've ever heard anyone describe a bed and use the word expensive. Then again he's described his sexual progress as "fucking with skill and enthusiasm". Pat is gay and fat.

So I googled most expensive beds and look at this fucker that'll cost you $1.6 million. There's magnets in the floor and tethers to keep it grounded like a Thanksgiving parade balloon. Supposedly it's like sleeping on a cloud.

There's gotta be a way to build this for cheaper than that, like how much do wholesale magnets cost?

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Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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So I googled most expensive beds and look at this fucker that'll cost you $1.6 million. There's magnets in the floor and tethers to keep it grounded like a Thanksgiving parade balloon. Supposedly it's like sleeping on a cloud.

There's gotta be a way to build this for cheaper than that, like how much do wholesale magnets cost?

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Is it a real product or just mock ups
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
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So I googled most expensive beds and look at this fucker that'll cost you $1.6 million. There's magnets in the floor and tethers to keep it grounded like a Thanksgiving parade balloon. Supposedly it's like sleeping on a cloud.

There's gotta be a way to build this for cheaper than that, like how much do wholesale magnets cost?

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For 1.6 mil I want 4 midgets to hold each line like the parade balloon and gently walk me around the room while I slumber
 

Момент Силышенко

The Butcher of Slutsk
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So I googled most expensive beds and look at this fucker that'll cost you $1.6 million. There's magnets in the floor and tethers to keep it grounded like a Thanksgiving parade balloon. Supposedly it's like sleeping on a cloud.

There's gotta be a way to build this for cheaper than that, like how much do wholesale magnets cost?

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If you walk near it with any electronics, they get fried, it weighs 3 tons, and if you roll over in the night it tilts you off, you drop a meter on to a steel floor. Pity it is so expensive, I would have like to read stories of injuries and deaths of redditors.
 
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