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I don't think I've ever heard anyone describe a bed and use the word expensive. Then again he's described his sexual progress as "fucking with skill and enthusiasm". Pat is gay and fat.
Is it a real product or just mock upsSo I googled most expensive beds and look at this fucker that'll cost you $1.6 million. There's magnets in the floor and tethers to keep it grounded like a Thanksgiving parade balloon. Supposedly it's like sleeping on a cloud.
There's gotta be a way to build this for cheaper than that, like how much do wholesale magnets cost?
For 1.6 mil I want 4 midgets to hold each line like the parade balloon and gently walk me around the room while I slumberSo I googled most expensive beds and look at this fucker that'll cost you $1.6 million. There's magnets in the floor and tethers to keep it grounded like a Thanksgiving parade balloon. Supposedly it's like sleeping on a cloud.
There's gotta be a way to build this for cheaper than that, like how much do wholesale magnets cost?
If you walk near it with any electronics, they get fried, it weighs 3 tons, and if you roll over in the night it tilts you off, you drop a meter on to a steel floor. Pity it is so expensive, I would have like to read stories of injuries and deaths of redditors.So I googled most expensive beds and look at this fucker that'll cost you $1.6 million. There's magnets in the floor and tethers to keep it grounded like a Thanksgiving parade balloon. Supposedly it's like sleeping on a cloud.
There's gotta be a way to build this for cheaper than that, like how much do wholesale magnets cost?
Maybe he meant to say "expansive" and didn't know the spelling.
Great minds think a lotoh fuck off....
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