Professor Piggy makes an appearance

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

College dropout delivers lecture on missiles to his tens of fans:



The lecture is interrupted by an imposter child:

Oh Jesus...

"Y'all still here? Because I have other things to do if not..." Imagine being this fucking needy:



In conclusion:

There's more:



And I tapped out here:

 

[Meownaw]

I hope Nikki smothers him in his sleep.

 

[guest]

This is what he does to bury his atalker copypasta, as if it's easier than just not posting that in the first place.
Every weekend after a spergout he does this. It's the most autistic thing he does.


Edit: He's drunk to the gills. Meet you all over in his replies.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Jesus fucking Christ. I didn’t read a single tweet of that copy paste drivel. Save it for your fake panel fatty. Why he cosplays as an expert on military arms despite never serving, or working, is pure retardation. He has 0 credentials. Fat faggot.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

We can probably figure out which reddit post he lifted the whole diatribe from

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"Guess I have to talk about 'Hypersonic Missiles'."

Not so.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Pat did more research trying to sound smart in those tweets than he has ever done for any of his books

Chris Chan is a more compelling author

 

[Easily_Remembered]

This might have been effective a few years ago when Twitter was still relevant.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

All that for what ten likes?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

It's all so tiresome at this point, it's not even funny anymore, just sad.

 

[cliveowen]

"faster than your mom on prom night".


Wtf does that even mean?

 

[guest]

Imagine if he had just spent 5 minutes googling california supeona quash criteria

Imagine if he had spent 5 minutes googling "how to handle internet trolls."

 

[guest]

Imagine if he had spent 5 minutes googling "how to handle internet trolls."

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Imagine if he had just spent 5 minutes googling california supeona quash criteria

Probably the reason Resto is now unemployed

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

For an author he spends a shitload of time writing tweets that have nothing to do with sci Fi

 

[RoTheHo69]

Liviv? Where's Liviv?

 

[Stent]

He's embarrassing himself again with absolutely no understanding. His entire thesis is that they are just a bit faster than other weapons so whatev's, child.

 

[guest]

He's bled off 30 followers in the last 3 days. Playing the cyberstlaker victim didn't work so he tried retweeting the Praying Mantis thing again. That didn't work so now he's trying the Tweet thread. I really hope he fucking loses more followers. I'm sure he wasted time stealing the info from another source and breaking it down into 30+ Tweets and posting it. Time he could have spent working out, seeing his daughter, anything. Instead he blew it pandering for dopamine. Could have just rubbed one out on the fart couch under the pink blankie instead. Same results.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Fuck Plato, fuck Socrates, he is professor Fat Titties.

 

[Chive Turkey]

"Y'all still here? Because I have other things to do if not..." Imagine being this fucking needy:

It's the Internet, you fat fucking faggot. Just post your horseshit and people'll read it in their own time.

What am I saying, of course nobody will.

He's embarrassing himself again with absolutely no understanding. His entire thesis is that they are just a bit faster than other weapons so whatev's, child.

"Jet aircraft are only a bit faster than propeller planes, child, warfare will not change."