"Professional comedian" lights up twitter with another kneeslapper

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Of course it's about politics, he really is pathetic.

So desperate to go viral, he tweets it twice

WE HEARD YOU

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Of course he will conveniently omit the sheer number of times he reduced Wacki Psacki to a sputtering retard.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Better wait a few hours then retweet this again when you’re drunk. This one is sure to do numbers, baby child.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Dad jokes without the "dad" part.

 

[guest]

Has it been pointed out lately that Rick was hired to write his books by his dyslexic editor because of Rick's political firebranding on Twitter and not the quality of his actual writing? His editor is a really dumb motherfucker.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Awful, and of course stolen. Pat stinks in every imaginable way.

 

[guest]

Let's say hypothetically one of these went viral and got retweeted 1000000+ times.... What does that accomplish? Does Twitter hand out paychecks to people for viral tweets or does CNN hire firebrand pundits off of that? I don't understand his obsession with going viral other than he's a little girl who can't wait to tell a bunch of people at Hooligans who don't give a shit

 

[Clint Ruin]

Let's say hypothetically one of these went viral and got retweeted 1000000+ times.... What does that accomplish? Does Twitter hand out paychecks to people for viral tweets or does CNN hire firebrand pundits off of that? I don't understand his obsession with going viral other than he's a little girl who can't wait to tell a bunch of people at Hooligans who don't give a shit

He thinks going viral will lead to more tv appearances. His whole life is devoted to proving Ade was wrong when she said he would always be a nobody.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Let's say hypothetically one of these went viral and got retweeted 1000000+ times.... What does that accomplish? Does Twitter hand out paychecks to people for viral tweets or does CNN hire firebrand pundits off of that? I don't understand his obsession with going viral other than he's a little girl who can't wait to tell a bunch of people at Hooligans who don't give a shit

it's like with Opie wanting a viral video to promote o&a

Pat's only hope out of this hellhole he dug with his hooves is to somehow garner enough attention to change rules of law about calling people fat online.
For all we know that is the future, i mean look how retarded things got in 10 years. Only problem is Pig's body aint gonna make it another 10, and no one will remember him as a founding father of crybullies getting what they want

 

[Clint Ruin]

Only problem is Pig's body aint gonna make it another 10

When his cholesterol-ridden heart finally explodes from years of a child's diet, the lit crit forums should redirect to a picture of his tombstone.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

A level 99 cuckmaster with soy buffs.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Let's say hypothetically one of these went viral and got retweeted 1000000+ times.... What does that accomplish? Does Twitter hand out paychecks to people for viral tweets or does CNN hire firebrand pundits off of that? I don't understand his obsession with going viral other than he's a little girl who can't wait to tell a bunch of people at Hooligans who don't give a shit

A few years ago, getting viral tweets could definitely lead to better things - internet notoriety, and paying gigs, either through punditry, hosting, marketing, or what have you.

The problem is, first of all, the bloom is off Twitter's rose. TikTok is currently the platform du jour, and the platform generating buzz and articles spotlighting its users. It's a youth oriented movement, which clearly rules out Fat Pat. A middle aged, overweight, Midwestern fat guy? No thanks. We'll get some sexually confused twentysomething from TikTok instead, thanks.

So Pat is embracing the wrong platform; platform whose time has passed. Even IF Pat got a couple of crazy viral tweets, it wouldn't amount to anything because Pat has zero work ethic. He would expect everything to come to him rather than putting in the effort to capitalize on what is all ready a very small window.

He's destined to forever toil in obscurity.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

A few years ago, getting viral tweets could definitely lead to better things - internet notoriety, and paying gigs, either through punditry, hosting, marketing, or what have you.

The problem is, first of all, the bloom is off Twitter's rose. TikTok is currently the platform du jour, and the platform generating buzz and articles spotlighting its users. It's a youth oriented movement, which clearly rules out Fat Pat. A middle aged, overweight, Midwestern fat guy? No thanks. We'll get some sexually confused twentysomething from TikTok instead, thanks.

So Pat is embracing the wrong platform; platform whose time has passed. Even IF Pat got a couple of crazy viral tweets, it wouldn't amount to anything because Pat has zero work ethic. He would expect everything to come to him rather than putting in the effort to capitalize on what is all ready a very small window.

He's destined to forever toil in obscurity.

I'm pretty sure I would pay to see a Fatty Tiktok. Multiple videos a day of him trying fatly to go viral with his boomer takes and turnip-tuft would easily be worth the price of a Netflix sub

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I'm pretty sure I would pay to see a Fatty Tiktok. Multiple videos a day of him trying fatly to go viral with his boomer takes and turnip-tuft would easily be worth the price of a Netflix sub

I think that, regardless of what he says, even he realizes that he wouldn't flourish in a visual heavy medium like TikTok lol

 

[guest]

So Pat is embracing the wrong platform; platform whose time has passed.

The only reason he's embracing it is because that one time when Shapiro retweeted him and got into a battle with him, he gained all those followers. That's it. That was his 15 minutes of something that resembles fame. He's clinging to it because it's all he has. He has a facebook account, nothing going on there. Instagram? nothing. The most telling thing is that he made a Twitter alt that time and only got it up to 1500 followers or so. That's about his ceiling. But he got all those followers that one time so he gets to pretend that Mama Raven's Special Boy is influential and he has 46,000 people hanging on his every word. I bet everyone in Hooligans knows how many followers he has. They also know he's very fat.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I think that, regardless of what he says, even he realizes that he wouldn't flourish in a visual heavy medium like TikTok lol

I wanna see a whole "trillions and trillions of grains of sand" series

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Maybe Fatrick should thank Republicans for the XIII Amendment. We’ve owned him like a hovel nigger for three years now.

 

[Phish]

Maybe Fatrick should thank Republicans for the XIII Amendment. We’ve owned him like a hovel nigger for three years now.

He already told us hed kill us if he has the chance. Seems a bit cruel and unsual if you ask me.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Patrick sure seems to like the idea of owning young men.