Probably the Most Egregious Case of the Pests Being Faggots

[Vito Carlucci]

I will occasionally relisten to this lil spout between OnA and Philips, but holy FUCK are there so many parts I have to skip through.

The amount of ass-kissing these “army members” did for this battle was insane, and it really makes me support minimum wage for pencil-pushers.

Dugout Doug is easily my least favorite frequent caller, and it’s the most pathetic shit listening to him to try be “one of the guys.” The segment where he’s a dismissive little prick to the free paper reporter from Florida is enraging.

You’re not clever, nor cool, nor witty, which is why you sit in a cubicle all day playing tough guy for three stooges who don’t give a single fuck about you—they’re just mildly entertained by your dedication to them.

Was it fun being invited to a famous “funny” dude’s house for poker? Probably, but I’d probably be turned-off by the constant pedophilia and Nazi shit. But then again, most of the OnA listeners were barely a few degrees smarter than the smelly hobos that showed up for free PFG pizza.

There’s a reason you type numbers into a computer, stupid. Stop being a faggot, accept that you’re a cog in the corporate machine, and just listen to the radio.

Yuck.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Where's that clip of that homofaggot giving like a little "manifesto" over the phone and it's so overwhelmingly faggy that even O&A start bashing it?

 

[LingerLonger]

Where's that clip of that homofaggot giving like a little "manifesto" over the phone and it's so overwhelmingly faggy that even O&A start bashing it?

You mean the one with Vietnam style music and him rambling about the Pest Army? I usually mute that part if that's what you are thinking of. The Pests were usually hilarious during Jocktober style attacks but some took themselves way too seriously.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

My favorite pest moment is when some random dude that was standing outside of the building called in and asked them if he could come in to the studio to shoot the shit.

The dude went: "I'm a big fan of the show and people always say to me how funny I am so I thought I ask if I could join you guys."

It was such a bizarre request that they hanged up on him immediately and continued the show without acknowledging it.

 

[WhereWeAt]

The single gayest Pest event was when they waited at 4:00 AM outside Sirius studios to wave a banner at Stern's limo about his daughter at the Jingleball in 1999 or some shit.

They were proud enough to make a video about it; can't find it anymore, but it is easily the faggiest and most embarrassing thing O&A have ever been associated with.