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Pringles Can Jon... I don't know who that is.
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27k views in 1 hour. This can't be good for the fat man.
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The fart humidity under the pink blankey must be suffocating.
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I can help clear that up.
Pringles Can Jon is the nickname of one Jonathan Snyder, the man who took a willing Adrienne Tomlinson from her pathetic husband Patrick S Tomlinson right in front of his fat face.
Patrick did nothing but nervously grin into the middle distance as Jon tauntingly took handfuls of Adrienne's hip and ass meat while she looked on at Patrick, her face a giddy mixture of the pleasure of finally being manhandled by a real male (one who wanted her to sit on his lap rather than sit on her's) and a sort of bewilderment as to why her supposed husband was allowing it to happen. The exact moment can be seen in the picture above and is truly a fascinating snapshot into the almost chimp-like nature of human sexual relations.
The Pringles Can bit is the main reason for the future Mrs Snyder's aforementioned look of giddy pleasure. It refers to the 10 inch long and 12 inches in circumference obscenity that "Big Jon" carries in his pants. As soon as she sat on that thing and it began to rouse to life, Patrick S Tomlinson's marriage was finished.
Did I mention that she was pregnant with Pat's kid at the time? Didn't affect her decision at all. She was done with him. Didn't affect Patrick's decision to sign away his rights as a father either. And they all lived happily ever after. Except Pat of course.
Pringles Can Jon is the nickname of one Jonathan Snyder, the man who took a willing Adrienne Tomlinson from her pathetic husband Patrick S Tomlinson right in front of his fat face.
Patrick did nothing but nervously grin into the middle distance as Jon tauntingly took handfuls of Adrienne's hip and ass meat while she looked on at Patrick, her face a giddy mixture of the pleasure of finally being manhandled by a real male (one who wanted her to sit on his lap rather than sit on her's) and a sort of bewilderment as to why her supposed husband was allowing it to happen. The exact moment can be seen in the picture above and is truly a fascinating snapshot into the almost chimp-like nature of human sexual relations.
The Pringles Can bit is the main reason for the future Mrs Snyder's aforementioned look of giddy pleasure. It refers to the 10 inch long and 12 inches in circumference obscenity that "Big Jon" carries in his pants. As soon as she sat on that thing and it began to rouse to life, Patrick S Tomlinson's marriage was finished.
Did I mention that she was pregnant with Pat's kid at the time? Didn't affect her decision at all. She was done with him. Didn't affect Patrick's decision to sign away his rights as a father either. And they all lived happily ever after. Except Pat of course.
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Don't forget to like and comment - it's how youtube determines who to show it to
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You can tell he was putting it together as he was wrapping up.
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I loff'd when he read the line about grinding black children into pepperoni.
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That can't be true
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He read half that sentence and said "I'm not saying that."