Predictions Thread

[DMAN]

Are you atalkers or soothsayers... ?

Don't force it. Only make a prediction if you truly believe. Don't say it unless you mean it, baby.

Speak your truth.

• JPMorgan Chase will be hacked in another data breach.
• Pesky Betty White is not long for this world.
• More white women will start joining the Nazi LARP
• The internet will stop functioning worldwide under questionable circumstances, but return in limited Chinese form where you must verify your identity to access.
• Vaccines will become annual. Banks, power companies, and ISPs will inquire about your vaccination status.
• Piracy laws will be expanded with ulterior motive of censoring older "un-sanitized" versions of movies/shows. Particularly NBC, the network most guilty of airing "blackface" gags in their modern sitcoms and shows (The amount of remakes & reboots will double for the same reason)

 

[Joe Biden]

You will always be a fucking nigger.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

• Those sick and dying from the vaccine will be lauded for their selfless efforts in depopulating the white (even if they are not white) "privileged" and "consuming" overly-populating human beings, leaving two halves of people left: the "oppressed" POCs who were unfortunately disabused of their rights to a vaccination, and the evil Nazi whites who chose not to get vaccinated and who therefore caused the problem in the first place.
  
  
• During this time, birthrates will skyrocket as well as the mortality rate. This is to prompt further fear of overpopulation and global warming in order to justify mass deaths.
  
  
• There will be great efforts to ban meat for human consumption (not for the elites of course) but because of the large amounts of human death, there will be a Soylent Green type of situation where humans will consume other processed humans.
  
  
• The Chinese will run everything, but it'll be better than the Jews.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Every member of this site an alt of @That Nigga Dre

 

[guest]

Joe Cumia dies from covid and makes the news as one of those guys hooked up to a hospital bed telling everyone they should get the vaccine.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Nana's new Twitter account, @AssmuncherVito, will focus mostly on black crime statistics.

Jim Norton's new comedy special, "Meaty Clits And Clear Stuff", will contain references to being molested as a child.

Joe Cumia will be kicked off stage after jamming with Steppenwolf.

 

[guest]

The weather gal says it's going to be sunny but it'll rain!

 

[DMAN]

You will always be a fucking nigger.

That's not a prediction.

 

[guest]

You will always be a fucking nigger.

Getting fucking etherd in your own thread

 

[guest]

lol Bump.

 

[Meagan Dixon]

@ItsMyDealWade will go to his unclaimed, state appointed grave without ever seeing a vagina in real life.

 

[guest]

@ItsMyDealWade will go to his unclaimed, state appointed grave without ever seeing a vagina in real life.

My parents bought a plot between theirs so I can forever make America Innate Again.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

The brothers Cumia both die in the next year

 

[Meownaw]

The brothers Cumia both die in the next year

The most depressing false prediction in here.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

The most depressing false prediction in here.

I will predict it every year until it occurs

 

[victor_sanchez]

i'm more of a doomsayer type brotherman myself \m/

 

[DMAN]

Well, I never gave a timeline did I?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I will get married to and have many beautiful aryan children with "Stella'.

 

[Meownaw]

I will get married to and have many beautiful aryan children with "Stella'.

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She's mine.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

She's mine.

You can have this Dutch cutie instead, just leave "Stella" alone please.

I'm not ribbing you for implying to steal my girl.