Pre-Welcome Back, Joe Thread

[UnPRePared]

So so so so so the Sea Cow will be returning from his adventure, taking leave of the barnacles and returning to the barn.

How will we greet our Konservative Kover King? Anyone gonna call and give a hearty "Moo" in solidarity? Offer him a job busking outside a Buckee's to keep a certain "demographic" away? Greeting him at port asking for an autograph, supplying him his choice of FOUR Sharpies to sign with? Maybe offer him some dental work?

Diabetic steak is back on the menu, boys!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

So so so so so the Sea Cow will be returning from his adventure, taking leave of the barnacles and returning to the barn.

How will we greet our Konservative Kover King? Anyone gonna call and give a hearty "Moo" in solidarity? Offer him a job busking outside a Buckee's to keep a certain "demographic" away? Greeting him at port asking for an autograph, supplying him his choice of FOUR Sharpies to sign with? Maybe offer him some dental work?

Diabetic steak is back on the menu, boys!

Perhaps with a big turkey sandwich and a red Gatorade?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its been a great trip for those that followed along. We had more fun than he did. I just hope he shares his misfortunes after he returns.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Perhaps with a big turkey sandwich and a red Gatorade?

COMP'D?

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

I think he's gonna get really fucking fat once he's home.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I don't think he reads here so fine; I could call him with my posh Brit accent asking for a review on his experience (as if I think he was a customer), I'd ask him to rate all the things he was prohibited from partaking-in... it's a while since I've done a prank call

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hope he gets mugged by a nigger as soon as he steps out of the airport and Patriot Joe screams "I FUCKING HATE AMERICA!"

 

[wbgreen]

Its been a great trip for those that followed along. We had more fun than he did. I just hope he shares his misfortunes after he returns.

There must be soooo much he wants to whine about but is scared to put out there until he gets his final check.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

joe is still gonna try and spin as a win, even though its not

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

joe is still gonna try and spin as a win, even though its not

Especially about acting like he is too good for the job when they wont even offer him another gig. " They wont meet my demands" because he is going to ask for unreasonable accommodations like casino access, a huge room, more money for a shorter trip. They will laugh him out of the office. Then Joe will make a post with middle finger emojis and act like its their loss.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

So so so so so the Sea Cow will be returning from his adventure, taking leave of the barnacles and returning to the barn.

How will we greet our Konservative Kover King? Anyone gonna call and give a hearty "Moo" in solidarity? Offer him a job busking outside a Buckee's to keep a certain "demographic" away? Greeting him at port asking for an autograph, supplying him his choice of FOUR Sharpies to sign with? Maybe offer him some dental work?

Diabetic steak is back on the menu, boys!

How do you unwind after a long international tour?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I hope he gets mugged by a nigger as soon as he steps out of the airport and Patriot Joe screams "I FUCKING HATE AMERICA!"

Or infront of a chicken shop by a guy with drelocks.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

How do you unwind after a long international tour?

Hitting the squirter doggy style

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Hitting the squirter doggy style

'Ray wrote a song for Gosia entitled "Not Long 'Til Springtime.'

Eww

 

[UnPRePared]

How do you unwind after a long international tour?

Excellent question.

Spend time with my woman, and also time WITHOUT her - I don't get much alone time on the road with the band. Thank God I like them all, but I need to decompress, and my gal is good about understanding that. So depending on how I'm feeling during breaks, we schedule our time together accordingly. She leads a busy life herself, anyway.

But simple walks, a good movie with scotch (7 Men From Now last night, absolute classic with Randolph Scott and everyone's favorite drunk not named SAMCRO, Lee Marvin), cooking a nice meal, fucking around on the guitar, revisiting old writing ideas... I'm a simple man, really.

And I might indulge my sweet tooth with a Lindor chocolate or six when no one's looking.

 

[UnPRePared]

'Ray wrote a song for Gosia entitled "Not Long 'Til Springtime.'

Eww

Did you even listen to it?



I agree it's no "Springtime for Hitler".

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Once he's finally off the ship and paid in full he's going to unleash a mega bitchfest post that's at least 2-3 paragraphs long about how miserable he was and how the cruise line can go fuck itself. We got a lil taste the other day when he let off that rant and called it a 'corporate slaveship'.

Edit: I'm also predicting a picture of the ship with Joe flipping it off

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I think he's gonna get really fucking fat once he's home.

Big blood sugar crisis, which he will blame on the cruise food, and not on the plates of slop he'll be shoveling into his gaping maw within ten minutes of arriving home.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Can't wait for the blu-ray!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

blu-ray!

That's what I did last night!