Prayer Thread: Rick dying from the booster

[guest]

Let us all come together and hold hands. On Thursday, Pig will waddle into a Walgreens and some minimum wage sheboon will inject the kike booster into his fat arm.

Lord, may you bless us with his quick death. Preferably sometime this weekend, like Friday night or something.

May he clot up and fall face-first into a plate of meatloaf.

Amen.

 

[Meownaw]

 

[guest]

I don't want him to die. What else am I going to chuckle at while taking my morning shit?

Really opening myself up to a small dick joke here.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[potatopeeler63]

No death, that would leave a gaping lolcow vacuum.

Bells-palsy would be nice

fingers crossed shequanda doesnt aspirate the shot and miraculously injects into a vein in that blubbery arm

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Much as I hate Rick I would really like to see a plane crash or cervical cancer in Laura Richs future, my sister got me one of those "death unto my enemy" candles in a womans form from one of those voodoo places down in New Orleans just collecting dust, well anyhoo fingers crossed

 

[guest]

I don't want him to die. What else am I going to chuckle at while taking my morning shit?

Really opening myself up to a small dick joke here.

I do.

I'm not so sure Rick would give you the same courtesy, especially if you didn't take the heeb brew.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We await the fat head selfie with the walgreens bandaid.

 

[Snake]

I don't want him to die. What else am I going to chuckle at while taking my morning shit?

Really opening myself up to a small dick joke here.

This is the correct answer. We really should be praying for some horrible neurological condition that paralyzes half his body.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

i'd settle for a clot that costs him a limb

 

[guest]

His jowls would look really funny with palsy ill give you that.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

This is the correct answer. We really should be praying for some horrible neurological condition that paralyzes half his body.

Anything that puts him in a Captain Pikes spot, disease,accident, bare minimum he has to blow in a straw to make the wheel chair move

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Dear Mel and Norm. Make it so. I think one of Fatrick's spaceshit heroes said that.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Dear Mel and Norm. Make it so. I think one of Fatrick's spaceshit heroes said that.

 

[Meownaw]

Captain Pigtard

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The Prime Rib Directive

 

[guest]

I do.

I'm not so sure Rick would give you the same courtesy, especially if you didn't take the heeb brew.

Ah yes but I'm better than him.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

No death, that would leave a gaping lolcow vacuum.

Bells-palsy would be nice

his mouth and eye creases are so wide already, any such vaccine injury would barely be visible

 

[guest]

I genuinely wonder how hed react if ugly niki died from the booster.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Lieutenant Warf!!!! Engage nigger gasser proton torpedos!!!! Aim for the vagina... and fire!!!