POV: Youve jusT boarded your FaTamaran Cruise...

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

All aboard!

My, my, what a motley crew.

Red: fucking GIGACHAD Boomer BRAZENLY taking a flick of the broad with the sweet rack across from him. Jeepers, you see the melons on her? I had to take a flick for the boys back home, they're never gonna believe this shit!

Blue: Columbian drug cartel widow in DEA witness protection program who desperately doesn't want Rick taking her photo and ensuring she ends up hung in a shower with her throat cut once her late husband's rivals find out where she is and that she's flipped.

Yellow: WTF? Is this fat faggot really taking a picture of all of us? We don't don't know each other.

But wait... is that...

"It was just the trolley problem, Rick. Don't think I forgot. Fat faggot. Unblock me."

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...

Of my overweight first mate Rick

That started from this tropic port

Aboard this tiny ship

The mate overweight was a failure man

The niggers fucked his wife

As these rubes set sail they were in for

A three hour bore, a three hour bore

The weather wasn't rough enough

The tiny ship stood strong

If not for the all the booze they'd brought on board

Nik would be lookin rough

The ship set ground on the shore of this budget desert isle...

WITH PIGGIGAN...

THICK NIKS HERE TOO....

THE DIVORCED DAD! HIS NEW WIFE!

RAHUL KUMAR!

THE COLLEGE BROS, ALL THEIR HOS

HERE ON HOOLIGANS ISLE!!!!!!!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Jesus, dude. Top notch. Better than anything published by Tor.

 

[guest]

They are both considerably fatter than anyone else there. Uglier too. Even the Indians look better.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Spic Nathan Fielders look of absolute disgust towards Rick is really making my day.