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Potato chips were invented by a nigger. Does this balance out the killing, raping, stealing, general stupidity etc?

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Where you get that at?

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BoringFaggot

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Well this is from Wikipedia, so idk...

"Speck was known for serving thinly sliced fried potatoes at his restaurants, which subsequently became known as "Saratoga chips". The first published recipes for potato chips date from the early 19th century, decades before his career as a chef. However, after Speck's death various newspaper articles and local histories of Saratoga County began to claim him as the "inventor" of potato chips. This myth featured in national advertising campaigns in the 1970s. More detailed versions include claims that he invented potato chips by accident or to appease a difficult customer, often cited as Cornelius Vanderbilt; some accounts also claim that the true inventor was Speck's sister Catherine Wicks"
 

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Well this is from Wikipedia, so idk...

"Speck was known for serving thinly sliced fried potatoes at his restaurants, which subsequently became known as "Saratoga chips". The first published recipes for potato chips date from the early 19th century, decades before his career as a chef. However, after Speck's death various newspaper articles and local histories of Saratoga County began to claim him as the "inventor" of potato chips. This myth featured in national advertising campaigns in the 1970s. More detailed versions include claims that he invented potato chips by accident or to appease a difficult customer, often cited as Cornelius Vanderbilt; some accounts also claim that the true inventor was Speck's sister Catherine Wicks"

That is a bit of a relief. We can munch and continue to post hateful racism with a clear conscience.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

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This is like the fucking George Washington Carver invented peanut butter bullshit. People believe it because they want it to be true so badly. Then they teach it to kids in school who have no reason to doubt it. Meanwhile anyone reading the history of peanut butter can see he didn’t invent shit.
This one always makes me laugh. Obviously peanut butter was invented by proto-squatemalans back in the primordial mists, but to be fair Carver was instrumental in making it a staple American food. Sure, if he hadn't distributed the recipe somebody else would have, but he did so he should get that credit. Artificially inflating this stuff with "WE WUZ INVENTAZ N SHIET" is retarded, Tomlinson-level braggotry.
I think the traffic light story is far more egregious, as that guy's "invention" had basically zero impact, he just patented a variation on the traffic flags that were already commonplace.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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This is like the fucking George Washington Carver invented peanut butter bullshit. People believe it because they want it to be true so badly. Then they teach it to kids in school who have no reason to doubt it. Meanwhile anyone reading the history of peanut butter can see he didn’t invent shit.
Niggers have brains the size of peanuts though.
 
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