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Post your favorite texts sent by AprilRails of KiwiFarms in this thread
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I don't save these but I swear there was one time where someone told him the sky was blue and he said no it isn't.
There was, he said the sky is not blue and it is actually “many colors” and for the person who sent it to enjoy prison.
Wasn't there one from a 'pest controller' (ironic)?
I'd give anything to see the expression on his fat face when he gets duped in these texts, like that last one where he thinks he has a stranger's ear to tell them all about his poor victim story and then he just receives a picture of his flaccid little pecker flapping in the wind haha
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He's so fucking haughty the way he talks to people, even when he potentially stands to benefit from it. No wonder he's failed in every aspect of his writing career.
When I get a text while in bed I think, who the fuck is texting me this late?
If I get a second I'll reach and turn off the sound.
Patrick replies to anonymous internet communists almost immediately at 1am
I don’t have it but the one where someone said they received a grotesque picture of he and Niki and then sent him an unaltered one of them at Disney where Niki’s arm looks like a thigh was fucking hilarious. It’s those little misdirections that are going to make him snap
I don’t have it but one of my favorites was someone texted him “Eww Rick, Did you Fart?!” And of course he told them they’re going to prison for felony fart questioning.
I personally was a big fan of the dead wrestlers texting him like warrior, macho man, Mr perfect, Dusty Rhodes, big boss man, etc
The boomia text exchanges were the best. Rambling messages filled with typos and Rick almost always went off script
My favorite Patrick text is the same one, the copy paste telling someone they’ve been told many times not to text him and it constitutes felony harassment; and to prepare for prison stlaker.