Post Malone - Austin (Album Review)

[Cuphead]

To be fair, I haven't listened to a lot of bad albums this year, but this really is one of the worst piles of shit I've heard in a while. I don't even hate the guy, but every fucking song on this album sounds almost exactly the same. Either has some uninspired synth pop or acoustic guitar instrumentals going on and all 17 tracks are either about him having relationship problems, depressing, or alcohol and drug abuse. WE GET IT YOU HAVE DEPRESSION! I can't even see the most casual music goers who will just listen to whatever is on the radio liking this garbage. First time in a while I really struggled to make it through on an album. The song that sticks out the most is Speedometer and sounds like a straight rip off of This Must Be The Place by Talking Heads.

I give it a 1/10. What album should I review next?

 

[Niki]

this shit is ass so many dumb cunts eat this shiite up

 

[eggfeller]

is the title a reference to the city? quadruple daily double faggot points if so.

 

[Cuphead]

is the title a reference to the city? quadruple daily double faggot points if so.

His name is Austin so equally is gay

 

[Guest]

He seems like a good dude

 

[Cuphead]

He seems like a good dude

Part of the reason I don't hate the guy. I do get strong industry plant vibes from him, but he seems like a decent dude despite all his faggy tattoos and has more musical talent than a lot of these other shitty pop stars. Hollywoods Bleeding was a pretty decent pop album imo and even his last album had some good material on it as well. All the more reason I'm shocked by how terrible this one is. Even more baffled they let him drag it out to 17 tracks.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Autotune sucks. This faggot is awful. Kanye>everyone.

 

[Meownaw]

What other albums even came out recently? I hope the new Slowdive is good.

 

[Cuphead]

What other albums even came out recently? I hope the new Slowdive is good.

Lil Uzi Vert had a new album out a few weeks ago. It's not very good

 

[FingerofGod]

Autotune sucks. This faggot is awful. Kanye>everyone.

Kanye helped bring autotune to the mainstream with 808s and Heartbreak. I hated autotune at first but I think it can be done well. Not a post malone fan though

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Kanye helped bring autotune to the mainstream with 808s and Heartbreak. I hated autotune at first but I think it can be done well. Not a post malone fan though

Ye started and ended it.

 

[eggfeller]

What other albums even came out recently? I hope the new Slowdive is good.

their 2 new singles listen pretty good

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

He was 17 here.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

He was 17 here.

It's too bad he gave up on good music so he could sell records to tards.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Post Malone sucks, I prefer Pre Malone

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

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Post Malone sucks, I prefer Pre Malone

SO MUCH THIS

 

[PogromStallone]

What album should I review next?

Carly Rae Jepsen has a new album out, it's not as good as Emotion but it listens pretty good. I'd love to hear your thoughts on some musical albums too.

 

[Voscabulary]

Carly Rae Jepsen has a new album out, it's not as good as Emotion but it listens pretty good. I'd love to hear your thoughts on some musical albums too.

the b-side record was superior to the actual release, honestly lol. jepsen's music works best as an ep, as her lp's tend to meander a lot. haven't checked out her new record yet

 

[PogromStallone]

the b-side record was superior to the actual release, honestly lol.

Completely agree. Fun fact, I was at the concert where she played Store for the first time líve.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I've avoided listening to that dork so far, don't think i'm missing anything.