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Poll: Which person had the true Rock Bottom moment in life?

Who's Had The Lower Point In Life?


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How's about you, fellas?

Here I thought the last days of my short break was going to be a quiet time to catch up with my good friends and my lovely woman. Nothing to distract me at all.

But you motherfuckers... You pull me back in like Michael Corleone every time. If I miss a day, I miss everything. And this really was everything.

Life is like a roulette table. It takes so much luck for it to land on your number - and through the commitment and work ethic of you boys (and ladies), we were gifted by the universe the last whining vestiges of a broken man. You didn't just break that man, - you broke the whole casino pulling this off.

When Gosia awoke the morning after all this began, I told her what had happened with Patrick - and bless her with her sick love for psychology, she wasn't the least bloody surprised this happened. Of course, the first thing she asked me was if he killed someone (she's certain that's coming nexxxxxxxxxt).

We spent a good part of that day listening to and discussing the audio, along with your lads perspectives, much like we did with Josiah 5. She's always been a keen mind for things like this, and we had a pretty good debate over it. My belief is he self-swatted alone and it backfired; she thinks Nikki was involved (ergo the angry ex comment, like a woman called this in) and did it as a vengeful act - though she's still unsure it was as a lesson for him being drunk, or an assist in his plan. If we didn't have commitments that evening with friends, we probably would have discussed his behaviour until bedtime. It was that engrossing.

And I guess that's where I'm landing here: this is like a finale to a drama that actually nailed its ending. It's been a steady build to his lowest point, and I can't seem to imagine how much lower this can get. I thought this at Josiah 5 as well, so I've been wrong, but good God, man, what's left? His wife clearly hates him, his family hates him, her family hates him, his neighbors hate him, and his friends enable him from a distance - what does he really have?

So, I ask of you: after something like this, who has really had it lower? I go with Pat myself, but then again, I'm biased, if you can't tell. Even Pat hasn't toured America, lads, remember this when you vote...
 

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From lowest rock bottom to highest:

-Patrick
-Nana
-Dan
-Ray (moment you signed up here)
-Joe Cumia (only because his starting position was already very low)

Yeah, the American fan warned me about coming clean, but to his credit, he also said who's even going to believe it, let alone know who you are.

The daft cunt.
 

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As much as I hate Patrick, I have to go with Anthony here. Patrick's always been a loser but Anthony had everything -

- cushy job where he was paid millions to speak to TV/movie stars
- Nice house (even if it was furnished in his awful wop taste)
- Admiration of the fans
- Actually hilarious (before the race ranting kicked in)

Now he's doing what is basically a public access show, had to sell his house, lives in a tiny apartment and streams COD at 3AM for 50 people while his beard of a gf yells at him like he's a 13 year old.
 
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I’d say none of them are really at their “Rock Bottom”. Dan oddly enough is probably the “correct” answer. He seems like he’s had a pretty good life. Makes good money, has a mediocre mail order bride. Unless he came from complete trash, which it doesn’t seem like he did, having to hide from a bunch of retards on the internet because you couldn’t not be a fag is pretty shitty. AntH and Joe are literally both niggers. So not being on welfare and living in section 8 is already doing better than they should. Ricks rock bottom was when Ade left him. He can lie and hide but nothing will fuck him up worse than that. Now he’s just mooching off his autistic “partner”, talking to cyber stlakers, and playing with faggot toys all day. He should be in some shack in the middle of nowhere eating squirrels every day, so once again, he’s doing better than he should be. You, Ray? Genesis is fucking gay anyways. So I’m sure you’re doing better than whatever Scottish trash you should be in.
 
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Anthony's "prime" was way, way higher than any of the others. He found a way to make an incredibly successful living and pissed it all away because he hated black people & Opie. Now he's a twitch streamer.
He's still coming out in the black (lol) compared to his first 30 years of life.

Pat circa 2017ish was on an upward trajectory and if he was normal maybe a profilic author and part time comedian and just an overall twitter verified check influencer today...Yeah ok, Lappening and shit was still eating him up inside, but nobody knew about it. FF to now and thousands of ppl await 720p footage of him sitting cuffed by his home's curb with his penis exposed looking like a stack of pennies.
 

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You, Ray? Genesis is fucking gay anyways. So I’m sure you’re doing better than whatever Scottish trash you should be in.

Well... Thank you?

I consider my whole career luck. After I shit the bed with the band, and had my whole life turn upside down, I cleaned the dust off me and started doing small tour dates, and found out I had a following in Poland and the surrounding region. Happiest accident that could occur, and I just ran with it. Been going ever since.
 

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having to hide from a bunch of retards on the internet because you couldn’t not be a fag is pretty shitty.

But didn't you hear? He's not hiding apparently..

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How's about you, fellas?

Here I thought the last days of my short break was going to be a quiet time to catch up with my good friends and my lovely woman. Nothing to distract me at all.

But you motherfuckers... You pull me back in like Michael Corleone every time. If I miss a day, I miss everything. And this really was everything.

Life is like a roulette table. It takes so much luck for it to land on your number - and through the commitment and work ethic of you boys (and ladies), we were gifted by the universe the last whining vestiges of a broken man. You didn't just break that man, - you broke the whole casino pulling this off.

When Gosia awoke the morning after all this began, I told her what had happened with Patrick - and bless her with her sick love for psychology, she wasn't the least bloody surprised this happened. Of course, the first thing she asked me was if he killed someone (she's certain that's coming nexxxxxxxxxt).

We spent a good part of that day listening to and discussing the audio, along with your lads perspectives, much like we did with Josiah 5. She's always been a keen mind for things like this, and we had a pretty good debate over it. My belief is he self-swatted alone and it backfired; she thinks Nikki was involved (ergo the angry ex comment, like a woman called this in) and did it as a vengeful act - though she's still unsure it was as a lesson for him being drunk, or an assist in his plan. If we didn't have commitments that evening with friends, we probably would have discussed his behaviour until bedtime. It was that engrossing.

And I guess that's where I'm landing here: this is like a finale to a drama that actually nailed its ending. It's been a steady build to his lowest point, and I can't seem to imagine how much lower this can get. I thought this at Josiah 5 as well, so I've been wrong, but good God, man, what's left? His wife clearly hates him, his family hates him, her family hates him, his neighbors hate him, and his friends enable him from a distance - what does he really have?

So, I ask of you: after something like this, who has really had it lower? I go with Pat myself, but then again, I'm biased, if you can't tell. Even Pat hasn't toured America, lads, remember this when you vote...
The obvious answer is Gosia. All about some geriatric Scotsman while I’m just sittin’ here all hot and sexy. I mean what is my little pollack Princess waiting for? I mean little Miss Krakow... talk to me!

Okay now that that obvious gayness is over that’s kinda interesting that Ms. Freud being a chick and interested in psych basically came to the conclusion that a lot of male faggots including myself came to. She really thinks Nikki was in on this obvious false flag?

tl;dr [URL]https://giphy.com/clips/the-sopranos-silvio-dante-just-when-i-thought-i-was-out-exDtC9VYdxewuy7u1I[/URL]
 
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From lowest rock bottom to highest:

-Patrick
-Nana
-Dan
-Ray (moment you signed up here)
-Joe Cumia (only because his starting position was already very low)
Dan and the Cumias don’t deserve such low standing.

Especially the fucking cow head who waged his brutal DD214 against us on the old subs. That’s a sarcasm reference, Dan.

‘Why Hello fellow Redditards!’ undercover Joe being my favorite. Villain Colleen and friend ‘o the sub Joe who doxxed the vape thief come it at an extremely gay tie.

Dan for all the ‘reference’ bit gatekeeping bullshit is just that. It’s off some r/HowardStern show stupidity where everyone cares if you don’t remember random Stuttering John bits. No one cares.

Had you actually cared about this place and it’s sacred haven of faggotry where Edgelords could call a very autistic group of online alcoholic pedos what they are you’d have been golden. And for it’s worth I would hire your wife. To love me long time!

Patrick honestly doesn’t have much left other than being feared by his neighbors for his obvious lunatic drunken behavior if not for his willful association with known pedos.

Ray is simply an honorary faggot. No more queer than myself for running several Johnny come lately Reddit subs sans The Hammer up until being IP banned.

tl;dr I have a crush on Julia Louis-Dreyfus
 

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The obvious answer is Gosia. All about some geriatric Scotsman while I’m just sittin’ here all hot and sexy. I mean what is my little pollack Princess waiting for? I mean little Miss Krakow... talk to me!

Okay now that that obvious gayness is over that’s kinda interesting that Ms. Freud being a chick and interested in psych basically came to the conclusion that a lot of male faggots including myself came to. She really thinks Nikki was in on this obvious false flag?

tl;dr https://giphy.com/clips/the-sopranos-silvio-dante-just-when-i-thought-i-was-out-exDtC9VYdxewuy7u1I

We changed each others minds a few times, but ultimately came back to our initial assessments.

Her argument, purely based on the available information at the time, came down to this: why did the cops bring up an angry ex? Her thoughts were that a woman called, because any information from the 911 call should have been relayed to the boys in blue. I said wires could have been crossed or they were given the bare minimum information, and were just throwing out theories at him. She's certain something was there that brought that comment on, though, especially with it seeming like Nikki wasn't there (which I think we've since confirmed right?).

Oh, and she really had a field day when she read his Twitter novel this morning. She even said he talks like a guy in an awful Marvel movie (and she likes those films, mind you).
 
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