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You're 4 short.(brown eyed whites)
Brown is best because all the other eye colors are prone to poor eye sight and with out help from superior brown eyed people, (brown eyed whites) you would have all been eaten by pumas and bears by now
humblebragI voted blue because I have blue eyes.
I wanna finger her holes all at once
If you had captivating blue eyes and your bushy Greek mustache wasn't full of two day old bits of feta, she might let you.I wanna finger her holes all at once
Lol I wish I had one of those push broom mustaches, sadly I can only grow a Clarke Gabel style mustacheIf you had captivating blue eyes and your bushy Greek mustache wasn't full of two day old bits of feta, she might let you.
How are you gonna get a finger into her urethra?I wanna finger her holes all at once
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