Poll Child

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Brooke Shields]

( I'm just here for the thirst shit. )

 

[captain_kamala]

all he does is cry about the cyberstlakers. i'm guessing no they dont know.

 

[potatopeeler63]

He needs that money so badly hahahhahaha
Patrick, quasi’s gonna take your piece of shit moped first #triumph #harleysux

 

[Raymond]

The arrogance of him to call it his "following" still uhh-ffends me.

 

[RobertMewler]

He's posted a follow-up tweet. He's desperate to get all his books sold NOW!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy shit he’s in serious panic mode. His book tweets barely get any likes because it turns out the orange man bad crowd isn’t into shit paperback sci fi.

 

[captainjapan]

Nikki just told him he better make some cash quick or she's gonna go see if Pringle Can John wants a second, drunker wife. Nikki can already feel her twat being stretched by a real man.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I hope the poll tells him they know he’s an author but have zero desire to buy his books because his “following” are unemployed and on government benefits.

 

[guest]

Saw another author do this with their Twitter following so now I'm curious. Be honest, this is for science.

Do you know I'm a fat faggot with bitch tits? [URL='https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/amwriting?src=hashtag_click']#amwriting[/URL] [URL='https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/amreading?src=hashtag_click']#amreading[/URL]

 

[Meownaw]

I love watching his desperate clawing at any kind of fame. 300+ new followers and can't even break into double digit likes.

 

[Stent]

He's constantly pushing Starship Repo because it's his only book to sell out beyond his advance money. Every other book nets him nothing.

 

[captainjapan]

Hey Pat I bought The Ark!

Pat: that's nice child

 

[Will Tate]

He's posted a follow-up tweet. He's desperate to get all his books sold NOW!

Golly gee, I sure do hope no one jumps into his replies and tells people he ripped that shit off whole cloth from a far superior author.

 

[fusciasomething]

I hope the poll tells him they know he’s an author but have zero desire to buy his books because his “following” are unemployed and on government benefits.

Polls are historically not that accurate

 

[fusciasomething]

Golly gee, I sure do hope no one jumps into his replies and tells people he ripped that shit off whole cloth from a far superior author.

This person found a hard copy of this book pretty much immediately? I find that hard to believe

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m sure Tor books will be thrilled to know piggy’s 100 tweets a day hasn’t helped him gain an audience to sell books.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Saw another author do this with their Twitter following so now I'm curious. Be honest, this is for science.

Do you know I'm a fat faggot with bitch tits? #amwriting #amreading

Oh..well hm...the thing...the problem with that sweetie is we already figured that ouT.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Saw another author do this with their Twitter following so now I'm curious. Be honest, this is for science.

Do you know I'm a fat faggot with bitch tits? #amwriting #amreading

Saw another author do this on flickr.

Do you know I (Patrick S Tomlinson) take upskirt photos of children?