Poke bowls fuckin rule

[Sean Baird]

Tuna, sashimi, rice, avocado, chipotle mayo, seaweed salad, all that good shit


I eat the fuck outta that shit. If you don't like poke bowls you're a Jew and can go fuck your mutha, Joe Rogan.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Tuna, sashimi, rice, avocado, chipotle mayo, seaweed salad, all that good shit


I eat the fuck outta that shit. If you don't like poke bowls you're a Jew and can go fuck your mutha, Joe Rogan.

WWAWD Hibachi?

 

[Sean Baird]

WWAWD Hibachi?

Fuck that shit I don't wanna watch some alcoholic chinaman sweating over my food while he makes it. And then clapping like a trained seal when he rattles his spatula and sprays soy sauce in my mouth.

Just gimme the poke bowl and let me eat it with a fork.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Fuck that shit I don't wanna watch some alcohol chinaman sweating over my food while he makes it. And then clapping like a trained seal when rattles his spatula and sprays soy sauce in my mouth.

Just gimme the poke bowl and let me eat it with a fork.

That shit isn’t for you. It’s for your girl/kids. Besides, you can order hibachi at a normal table.

 

[Sean Baird]

It’s for your girl

Me at hibachi

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Tuna, sashimi, rice, avocado, chipotle mayo, seaweed salad, all that good shit


I eat the fuck outta that shit. If you don't like poke bowls you're a Jew and can go fuck your mutha, Joe Rogan.

You’re insane if you think Mayo on fish is okay.

 

[Sean Baird]

You’re insane if you think Mayo on fish is okay.

It goes on the rice, ya silly goose.

Raw tuna is meant to be consumed the way god made it, raw with nothing on it. Raw tuna is the food of kings.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

It goes on the rice, ya silly goose.

Raw tuna is meant to be consumed the way god made it, raw with nothing on it. Raw tuna is the food of kings.

Poke bowls rule. Just never heard of Mayo is all.

 

[Sean Baird]

Poke bowls rule. Just never heard of Mayo is all.

It's CHIPOTLE mayo. It eat purty good.


That's my name, Chip Otley. Tss.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Poke bowls rule. Just never heard of Mayo is all.

I know a certain hoagie boy who consumed a jar of it.

 

[Sean Baird]

@Mass.gov I eat "more healthier and scrumptious than you."

"Next I will have goat biryani and a pecan salad. Yum."

Faggot. You can't afford pecans OR lettuce.
Enjoy raman noodles and beer, stupid.

 

[Sean Baird]

Oh my stars, is that caviar on top? I don't even like caviar.

Oopsie doodles.

 

[Sean Baird]

Aw fuck me I thought the clump of wasabi was an avocado slice... I'm fawkin dyin here, brothermen.

 

[Sean Baird]

Okay so what did we learn this evening?

1) When receiving your poke bowl, your first order of business should be identifying - and isolating - the wasabi and ginger. Do that first before you even tuck in your napkin.
2) Wasabi clumps can resemble avocado slices. Be aware.
3) Caviar is gay shit for women.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

They are good. I usually struggle with what I want and end up just picking up sashimi from a sushi joint though

 

[Sean Baird]

They are good. I usually struggle with what I want and end up just picking up sashimi from a sushi joint though

That's the beauty of a poke bowl.

When they ask you what you want, you say "poke bowl," and then they give you a poke bowl.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Nice gay man's dinner, stupid.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

That's the beauty of a poke bowl.

When they ask you what you want, you say "poke bowl," and then they give you a poke bowl.

Theres this poke fuzion place by my work that has soooo many things to choose from that its almost daunting. I usually just get poke from the hmart now

 

[Sean Baird]

Theres this poke fuzion place by my work that has soooo many things to choose from that its almost daunting. I usually just get poke from the hmart now

If it has tuna, avocado, rice, and some spicy sauce I'll fuck it with my mouth. I'm not picky.

 

[Sean Baird]

Nice gay man's dinner, stupid.

Nice poor man's taste, stupid.