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I can find a better rock almost anywhere.
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Plymouth Rock is just a faggy little miserable rock
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What if it was Dwayne The Plymouth Rock Johnson and his gimmick was little religious exiles landing on his ass
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Plymouth Rock has a lot of historical significance. It's where gay sex was discovered by the pilgrims. In the mouth.
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Look at this dumb, bitch ass rock:
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That's the ugliest turtle I've ever seen.
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PLYMOUF ROCK LANDED ON US
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What happened in the fawkin stream last night? I miss DeeDee
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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda betrayed America. He is now taking refuge in eastern Ontario. When I find him I will execute him. As is traditional.
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I would marry that bitch. I don't care what she looks like. I don't even wanna know.
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I think she’s a big old woman but at least her kids can cook
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It's also not where they landed.
It's literally a random rock some opportunists carved numbers in so they could charge money to see it.
Like the Blarney Stone in Ireland.
Typical South Shore chicanery. If you want real history, go to Suffolk (Boston), Middlesex, or Essex Counties.
Anything south of the city is a scam. Fucking trash.
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What if it was Mymouth Cock and you just fucked my gay mouth.