Please stop! I’m a ally! I promise! Stop!

[Phish]

Even your own team doesn’t want a disgusting malformed pigman on their side. Hit the bricks faggot. Find a new group of people to try your best to fit in with. Hint: No one ever wants you around. Just like high school. They pretend to be your friend to make fun of you behind your back, stupid.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Mama Raven's little misfit still desperately trying to be popular 20+ years after high school ended. Truly pathetic shit.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I love how muzzled he is now by all the reporting. You know that dumb cunt Amy would be getting 'childed' if Pat wasn't so scared about being banned.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Pat is the Mussolini's Italy of allies, a bumbling burden whom you have to follow around and babysit.

 

[Phish]

Hey! Thanks stealthybeek!

 

[HotDogJoe]

Hey! Thanks stealthybeek!

I just fucking love that that KF thread exists. Any person who gets into an argument with the hog gets to read exactly what a lunatic they're dealing with.

It must be the bane of his existence and exactly what he deserves.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

12 SHARPIES?!

from a RITE AID?!?

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

from a RITE AID?!?

In NINETEEN EIGHTY?!?

 

[Guyincognito]

Mama Raven's little misfit still desperately trying to be popular 20+ years after high school ended. Truly pathetic shit.

Can anyone clue me into the Mama Raven stuff? I seemed to have missed that gem at some point

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Can anyone clue me into the Mama Raven stuff? I seemed to have missed that gem at some point

Patricks mothers name is Judith Raven Tomlinson, she’s allegedly a school psychiatrist, and raised a corpulent narcissistic pigboy.

Mama Raven is the bit referring to his fucked in the head mother. Linger longer, Ramonnnnnnne!

 

[Guyincognito]

Patricks mothers name is Judith Raven Tomlinson, she’s allegedly a school psychiatrist, and raised a corpulent narcissistic pigboy.

Mama Raven is the bit referring to his fucked in the head mother. Linger longer, Ramonnnnnnne!

Oooh! I knew the school psychiatrist part, i didn’t know her retarded hippy middle name was raven

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Pat can't understand why so many don't appreciate when he Koolaidmans his way into their timelines with his attempts at being smarter than the room.

"No, child! I'm one of you only better! You will acknowledge me, little ones!"

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Oooh! I knew the school psychiatrist part, i didn’t know her retarded hippy middle name was raven

Raven is actually her Maiden name. She’s one of those cunts who needed to keep it without hypenating.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Pat can't understand why so many don't appreciate when he Koolaidmans his way into their timelines with his attempts at being smarter than the room.

"No, child! I'm one of you only better! You will acknowledge me, little ones!"

Ooo yeah! Ooo yeah! He’s about the size of the KoolAid Man in circumference

 

[Guyincognito]

Raven is actually her Maiden name. She’s one of those cunts who needed to keep it without hypenating.

Oh. Damn. That’s actually a sick last name

 

[guest]

Oh. Damn. That’s actually a sick last name

He actually wrote a scifi short story for NYT (ripping off The Expanse) and included a space psychologist character Dr. Judith Raven.

Hence, Mama Raven was born.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Oh. Damn. That’s actually a sick last name

I wish a Raven would land on Fattys windowsill so he could go out like Christopher Moltisanti. Hyperbole of course…

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Mama Raven and Daddy Clown. Probably the worst parents this side of Marv Marinovich, except Marv Marinovich’s methods produced other athletes that weren’t his son, that went on to huge success. So overall he did alright.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Mama Raven and Daddy Clown. Probably the worst parents this side of Marv Marinovich, except Marv Marinovich’s methods produced other athletes that weren’t his son, that went on to huge success. So overall he did alright.

What do you mean? Papa Clown was a bronco rider, a high end electrician, mechanic, expert leatherworker, truck driver, horse trainer, firearms instructor and had at least three more super cool jobs I'm forgetting. He's the greatest dad of all time. I believe he also invented Super Mario Bros. while working for Nintendo.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

What do you mean? Papa Clown was a bronco rider, a high end electrician, mechanic, expert leatherworker, truck driver, horse trainer, firearms instructor and had at least three more super cool jobs I'm forgetting. He's the greatest dad of all time. I believe he also invented Super Mario Bros. while working for Nintendo.

I thought he invented Crash Bandicoot when he took Pattles to Japan and worked for Sony for a summer. Sony stole Pats idea when they made Star Colony.