Please help me save these two baby birds

[Guest]

So the bird nest was up in the roof of our gazebo and my elderly mother thought it was empty and knocked it down. Then she saw the birds and assumed they were dead and chucked the nest into the woods.

Then I went and looked and said fuck no they’re alive. I tried to put the nest and babies back wearing gloves but it fell back down and people are gonna be in the gazebo all weekend.

So now they’re sitting nestled in this tree barely off the ground. Do I just leave the nest? I’m assuming the parents are not coming back but maybe they will? Looking online it seems like I can feed them wet dog food.

What’s the best course of action here?

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Was this meant for your super secret pedophile chat with @Jenna?

I don't want to be accused of looking the other way.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Probably blackbirds they lay their eggs in white bird nests so the white mommy bird hatches them and the blackbirds grow bigger,faster than the white bird babies,then push white ones out of nest killing them

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I've dealt with this before, you gotta chew wet dog food up and spit it into their mouths

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

“my little babies are gone”
- the mother bird probably

 

[Professor Rape]

“my little babies are gone”
- the mother bird probably

Got there first..

 

[Guest]

I've dealt with this before, you gotta chew wet dog food up and spit it into their mouths

I’m seeing that online. Use tweezers I guess? One is breathing and tweeting every couple minutes but won’t open his eyes, the other one might be dead.

I’m staying away from the nest but have seen zero parents.

 

[fenrir]

I hope you yelled at your mom and called her a bird-killing cunt.

 

[Guest]

I hope you yelled at your mom and called her a bird-killing cunt.

I absolutely did and it made the whole family vacation awkward for about twenty minutes.

 

[aRTie02150]

Take care of the little niggas.

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[Riccardo Bosi]

Baby birds must just die all the time. Place it gently out in the woods and drink some whisky.

 

[Butt Pirate]

 

[Dog Eater]

Put it on the ground and stomp on them to end their suffering. I did this with baby mice once and the popping sensation haunted me for years.

 

[BUBBLER]

Probably blackbirds they lay their eggs in white bird nests so the white mommy bird hatches them and the blackbirds grow bigger,faster than the white bird babies,then push white ones out of nest killing them

Just like people

 

[DooDooBrown]

One is breathing and tweeting every couple minutes

Is that one named Ant or Pat?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

One is breathing and tweeting every couple minutes

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I need an update on this. What happened to the birds? Taking a real stab in the dark here. Harry decided to show his sensitive side to his girlfriend and tried saving the birds then they eventually had to leave the AirBNB/campgrounds and just left them to die. I told you not to prolong their suffering and just let them die naturally.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I need an update on this. What happened to the birds? Taking a real stab in the dark here. Harry decided to show his sensitive side to his girlfriend and tried saving the birds then they eventually had to leave the AirBNB/campgrounds and just left them to die. I told you not to prolong their suffering and just let them die naturally.

I also don’t give two fucks about birds but I wouldn’t mind being told that I was right.

 

[BUBBLER]

I need an update on this. What happened to the birds? Taking a real stab in the dark here. Harry decided to show his sensitive side to his girlfriend and tried saving the birds then they eventually had to leave the AirBNB/campgrounds and just left them to die. I told you not to prolong their suffering and just let them die naturally.

In other words, shoulda stomped those niggas out @Harry Powell