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I hope he brought a 5 pack of sharpies. Its going to be pandemonium.
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‘A limited number’ No shit, you fat fucking pedophile.
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I wonder if he charges extra to personalize the signatures.
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Did he take that picture on his hotel bedsheet? I'm sure there's a pube stuck between a couple of pages. 
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Not only that, he obviously didn’t make his sty before snapping this off. What a pathetic, fat slobDid he take that picture on his hotel bedsheet? I'm sure there's a pube stuck between a couple of pages.
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Like he needs an hour and a half to sell a couple books if he is lucky.
Im sure he will get a few pity sales. It wont even cover what he has spent on beer these last 3 days.
Im sure he will get a few pity sales. It wont even cover what he has spent on beer these last 3 days.
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If he's ever close by I really would go to an event to get a book signed. At this point it would be like meeting a childhood idol who's life is now shit but you just have to see it in person. Like when I met Pauly Shore a few years ago and I doubt he even knew where he was with how drugged out he seemed.
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That’s the idea, handsome. He thinks declaring bankruptcy will make all of this go away. He’s too stupid to understand that the US government doesn’t like to be stolen from.
His PPP theft isn’t going to be forgotten just because those Kiwi retards are shutting down for a week or two.
He’s also fat.
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Pig has no body-hair b/c of low t.Did he take that picture on his hotel bedsheet? I'm sure there's a pube stuck between a couple of pages.
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Look how big and prominent his fucking name is on those covers, what an egomaniac. Instead of having your name there discreetly and showcasing more cover art, no it has to read PATRICK S. TOMLINSON in size 72 font like hes Stephen King. No on cares who you are Pat.
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Are you fucking serious? That's funny. I had the same pauly shore experience 20 yrs ago. Pupils the size of pin pricks. Barely coherent. He'll be dead in two years or less. Good pick for a celebrity death pool
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"Limited" to the number his fat ass can carry to these fag cons. Remember when he brought so many copies he just threw them on the free table? Nice profit stupid
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I can't drop the pic without a dox. It was 6 years ago, don't know how he's alive
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Did he wease the juice PLEASE TELL ME HE WEASED THE JUICE
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I looked up the hotel that the con is at, and if that's where he's staying, it's $250+ per night to stay there. If he stayed there even just 3 nights, with food and transportation he's easily $1k into the hole. There's no way he isn't spending 100% of his net income from his insurance sales job on these gay events. I can't wait for him to try to label this as a "business expense" during his debtor's inquiry, only to be slapped down by his own book sales numbers which show that he has literally never made a living on his writing and it was all a lie.