Plane gassers

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Had an international flight today and I have some fawkin rancid gassers. I notice this is getting more and more frequent when I fly, and I hate it. Bloated and have disgusting smelling shit / gassers for a day after I fly. Anyone know why this is?

I’m looking forward to get blown later but my ass stinks to high heaven and I’m self conscious

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Get them farts out now. Blast away

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Get them farts out now. Blast away

Too bad I don’t live in Milwaukee, Niki would love these ones they’re absolutely rancid and what I’d call full bodied. Lots of air trapped up there.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

Cabin pressure is 70% of atmospheric so all the farts expand. Large intestine isn't good at absorbing gases again, I think, it's just reabsorbing moisture, so you get big bubbles of fart gas in between the turds.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Cabin pressure is 70% of atmospheric so all the farts expand. Large intestine isn't good at absorbing gases again, I think, it's just reabsorbing moisture, so you get big bubbles of fart gas in between the turds.

Fawk

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Nice cavitation, stupid

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Nice cavitation, stupid

You say odd shit to people, dude

(Dan, that’s an Opie and Jim reference).

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Fly business class and blast away, brothaman.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Fly business class and blast away, brothaman.

Yeah I flew business, it wasn’t a problem until after I landed :/

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Have I got the product for you !

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Yeah I flew business, it wasn’t a problem until after I landed :/

I do get that sometimes after landing. Sucks and I haven't figured out a food/drink combo to have before flying that prevents it. Nowadays I'll take a Pepto bismol pill that helps a bit.

 

[aRTie02150]

Make sure you walk up and down the aisle so nobody knows you did it.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I do get that sometimes after landing. Sucks and I haven't figured out a food/drink combo to have before flying that prevents it. Nowadays I'll take a Pepto bismol pill that helps a bit.

I’ve got a fag bladder so I always get an aisle seat and never eat before a flight. I’ll sip water but that’s it.

 

[aRTie02150]

I’ve got a fag bladder so I always get an aisle seat and never eat before a flight. I’ll sip water but that’s it.

Just a taste?

 

[Turk February]

I just bring a mason jar in my carry on, drop my pants, kick my feet up, part my boxers to the side, and fart into the jar, then quickly close the lid before it gets out, just make sure I don't bother anyone on the flight.

 

[guest]

Never had this issue. Maybe it was the rich food you were no doubt consuming over Christ's Birthday? I did once take a train from Zurich to Milan the morning after a meat and booze filled night out with chums. Was cutting horrible gassers that smelled like burnt hair and rotten corn in the air-conditioned carriage at 8 a.m. Heard several vocal complaints while I tried to look cool and innocent staring out of the window

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Never had this issue. Maybe it was the rich food you were no doubt consuming over Christ's Birthday? I did once take a train from Zurich to Milan the morning after a meat and booze filled night out with chums. Was cutting horrible gassers that smelled like burnt hair and rotten corn in the air-conditioned carriage at 8 a.m. Heard several vocal complaints while I tried to look cool and innocent staring out of the window

Yeah, it’s only happened to me starting about a year or so ago. It seems like no matter what I eat on the plane it just leaves me extremely bloated and cutting nasty, putrid gassers. I am going to stop eating on planes and see what happens

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

 

[HH Brother]

I think, it's just reabsorbing moisture

So, like cum, brother. @Patreeky comment?