Piggy's KF thread just passed 1 million views

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Last August I made this thread celebrating 100k views on his KF thread:

Found two tweets of Pat threatening Republican Senator Mitch McConnell. Report!

Fake thread title, I just wanted the pig to join us for a celebration. Congratulations to brotherman Caverlock on 100k views! I don't know the exact numbers, but before the lawsuit his thread was around 5 pages long, with around 20k views. Nice Streisand effect, stupid. We can say for...

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Just over six months later:

You're famous now piggy, for all the wrong reasons.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Someone should let Pig, his fat ugly wife and all their family members know.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

The unfortunate thing about all this is that he legitimately constitutes a blue checkmark at this point

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

1 million laughs. What an achievement, pat.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Two million eyeballs have seen that thread child

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Like Chip, Rick has 1 million views. Unlike Chip, Rick actually has 1 billions laughs.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love that his plan for fame backfired and its fame for all the wrong reasons.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

They grow up so fa(s)t.!

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

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Norm wins even beyond the grave!

 

[guest]

The unfortunate thing about all this is that he legitimately constitutes a blue checkmark at this point

I love that the blue checkmark is his white whale. His precious. There's literally no single thing in the world he wants more than that stupid baby blue button.

 

[guest]

I love that the blue checkmark is his white whale. His precious. There's literally no single thing in the world he wants more than that stupid baby blue button.

I thought his white whale was named Nikki

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat Fact: He has spent more money on his Twitter account than on his daughter

congratulations on one million, one day we'll look back to this as "the early years" of the Patrick Tomlinson lolcow career. edit: unless he dies of obesity in the near future

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The unfortunate thing about all this is that he legitimately constitutes a blue checkmark at this point

Im glad twitter stuck to their guns and never gave it back. No matter how many times he gets his account restored, his posts fall to the wayside and nobody notices them without that check. He is a nobody on there, just another rando that tweets too much about everything. It hurts him to his core that he doesnt have that little check.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Good work @Caverlock!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet he thinks that if he had that check all his war posts would be getting a lot more attention and possibly viral. He is so mad he cant profit of this war but gaining thousands of followers and maybe get a writing gig at some news site with his sensationalist takes.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The majority of the attention he gets online is people laughing at him. He brags about the great numbers and “impressions” he gets but it’s all people that can’t believe he’s such a wacko

 

[Jenna]

Imagine getting one million views in any sort of internet discussion dedicated to saying how much you suck. You're not some infamous controversial figure making celebrity money, you're a talentless fatty with a lien on your home. All that hatred, and not an ounce of success to show for it.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

He's either really on some sort of "Do not verify this faggot" list or it's Twitter's rule that if you've violated any of their codes of conduct on civility and glorifying violence you are ineligible to receive a blue check for 6 months. We know these are things Fatso violates every single day on Twitter. That's why it's important to report him each time he's being a cunt to someone or saying some off the wall shit.

 

[stealthygeek]

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TYFYS @Caverlock, @Nigniggerson and all the other brothamen that have grown this thread organically. If quasi decided to close up shop for whatever reason this thing is still gonna be going thanks to your work.

He's either really on some sort of "Do not verify this faggot" list or it's Twitter's rule that if you've violated any of their codes of conduct on civility and glorifying violence you are ineligible to receive a blue check for 6 months. We know these are things Fatso violates every single day on Twitter. That's why it's important to report him each time he's being a cunt to someone or saying some off the wall shit.

Pretty sure he's [PERMANENTLY SUSPENDED] from getting his special boy badge per Twitter TOS. Doesn't matter what he does going forward, that shit is Annabelle'd.