Piggy’s 6 Figure Florida job that “fell through”

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Seriously, I really think he fell for some pyramid scam job posting that was fake. He barely graduated high school because he’s an idiot, couldn’t handle community college, was too lazy for any physical labor job but piggy saw himself as better than everyone. He saw some job posting online meant for idiots with probably EARN 6 FIGURES YOUR FIRST YEAR! NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED! WILL TRAIN! And fell so hard he moved across the country because he believes was destined for great things but put little effort in.

I lived in FL around the same time as piggy and there were lots of these scam companies like Amway and other similar “be your own boss” job scams down there. They would have big seminars at hotels all selling the idea of making lots of money getting other people to buy things from you.

Pat was promised a 6 figure job that wasn’t real and had to sell cars because they will hire anyone. He lasted 2 months and had to have his poor wife who he dragged down there get him a job with her. No wonder she hates him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I thought he was cold calling in a boiler room on that insurance gig. Turns out this schmuck was going door to door in retirement communities trying to sell add ons to medicaid. Hilarious. He wasnt even selling the actual insurance plan. Might as well be a Kirby salesman too.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He also became the Florida Man who fingered his cat's butthole. The cat's name was Skippy and Pat claimed it could say "cookie".

 

[guest]

I thought he was cold calling in a boiler room on that insurance gig. Turns out this schmuck was going door to door in retirement communities trying to sell add ons to medicaid. Hilarious. He wasnt even selling the actual insurance plan. Might as well be a Kirby salesman too.

the Too Fuller Brush Man lol.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Seriously, I really think he fell for some pyramid scam job posting that was fake. He barely graduated high school because he’s an idiot, couldn’t handle community college, was too lazy for any physical labor job but piggy saw himself as better than everyone. He saw some job posting online meant for idiots with probably EARN 6 FIGURES YOUR FIRST YEAR! NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED! WILL TRAIN! And fell so hard he moved across the country because he believes was destined for great things but put little effort in.

I lived in FL around the same time as piggy and there were lots of these scam companies like Amway and other similar “be your own boss” job scams down there. They would have big seminars at hotels all selling the idea of making lots of money getting other people to buy things from you.

Pat was promised a 6 figure job that wasn’t real and had to sell cars because they will hire anyone. He lasted 2 months and had to have his poor wife who he dragged down there get him a job with her. No wonder she hates him.

Yeah I reckon some dodgy sales thing. Promising 6 figures etc. Commission only wages. Fatrick of course, thinking he can sell ice to an Eskimo, decides to go to Florida and make his millions.
OF COURSE he will smash records and make tons of sales a day...
OF COURSE hardly anyone will say no to him selling whatever scammy insurance or timeshare
OF COURSE in 6 months he will roll up on his enemies at home or from school in a Ferrari with a porn star on his arm

Then after he goes to florida and gets a haymaker in the face by reality...
He tucks away that nugget of truth and uses it years later to construct a lie around.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Mentioned it in another thread. We get a shit ton of fraud complaints about high pressure final expense insurance, both from prospective clients and salesmen. It‘s a legal MLM scheme, and despite regulations, brings out the scumbag salesmen.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

the Too Fuller Brush Man lol.

I remember seeing the Matrix in cinema for first time and being blown away when he wakes up... Hell I even like Reloaded...

Especially for Monica Bellucci and her visible bush

The Animatrix was cool and even though Enter the Matrix was crap, the fact it had loads of footage taking place during Reloaded was a cool idea.

But jesus christ almighty, Resurrections was utter dog shit. I've read fan scripts miles better. The meta thing got so fucking stale quick. The bullshit sjw crap Larry or whatever shoved into it was so tedious. Recasting Morpheous and Smith was a huge fail...the action is pitiful. Woo Ping and his team kicked ass in the first few but whatever chump did this the fight choreography was just Keanu holding his hands up...

Oh and now Neo ISN'T the One.. Him and Trinity are super special together and only work as a pair... Wtf??? If they wanted to power Trinity up just say when he took the bullet out of her he copied his code... Not retcon the whole thing.

And Neil Faggot Harris as the bad guy... Awful.

So glad they tanked the franchise before Larry and his wig could fuck it up more.



There was some great post about the reality of an actual civil war. The likes of Fatrick and screeching trannies think they will march to freedom easily and paint the whitehouse as a rainbow, free dick chops for all!

The reality would be a lot different! No engaging the nazi transphobic bigots with a brick or baseball bat... Its you being picked off by a sniper or beaten to death by roving mobs of REAL nasty people, psychos and gangs will be running riot and Fatrick can waddle around in Wish tacticool shit and wave his P90 around, roaring about revolution but he would be killed by a band of niggers and have his house and Nikki pillaged, ransacked and wrecked.

Oh he would be welcoming the mob saying 'I'm with you! I support your cause' but he would be instantly fucked up. Or he acts tough online during martial law and be shot by National Guard in an instant.



Hahaha bloke smoking the brown (smack) and tearing Fatrick up... Lol some of these guys are something else!

 

[DanFielding]

It was either this or some Amway scam.

 

[HunterSTomlinson]

He was for sure a Primerica rep or something similar.

 

[FurBurger]

the Too Fuller Brush Man lol.

The Full o' Busch Man

(The beer)

 

[MonsterSteve]

He was selling Kirby vacuums door to door for sure. It probably sucked up his Mustang keys and he had to empty the bag like a fat idiot in front of the customer to get them out all fatly.

 

[guest]

The Full o' Busch Man

(The beer)

Hush child I do not drink Busch that is a delusion you tell yourself, I drink Natty Light with this hot cougar Diana that I know.