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Pig took this picture standing there with his tits hanging out

Torque’sHeadBump

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Lol he took of his watch and second, better wedding ring, to take a picture of an airport shower.

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Prince Bvstin

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Ahh yeah, two kinds of airport premium lounge customers. The guys in shorts, baggy shirts and crocs (basically pyjamas) who fly so often they treat airports with indifference and want to be relaxed. And the tourist rube who shows up at the airport in a shirt and trousers and snapping selfies at the lounge bar thinking that getting on a fucking vehicle is like dinner at the Savoy.

By the way, half of the airport's don't even post staff at the premiere lounge doors, you can just walk in and start drinking. Pick up a newspaper and act like you belong there and I guarantee nobody fucks with you.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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You guys are missing something, I believe. Look at his wording. Referring to "we", mentioning booze, and "Get there early." Pat is bragging that he and Niki got drunk and fucked in an airport shower.
He didn’t just mention booze, he mentioned complimentary booze.

There’s no way Pig has status with Delta. I bet this fat fuck paid $40 for a lounge pass and brought his dumb wife as a guest. They must have showed up extra early to get their money’s worth.
 

Harry Powell

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He didn’t just mention booze, he mentioned complimentary booze.

There’s no way Pig has status with Delta. I bet this fat fuck paid $40 for a lounge pass and brought his dumb wife as a guest. They must have showed up extra early to get their money’s worth.
He was really splurging on the finer things. I guarantee this was the first time he ever got into a lounge, so he felt it was actually some exclusive event. Real high class.
 

Chive Turkey

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Is this nigger seriously bragging about public showers. Central American prisons have those too, I don't see anyone singing their praises.

His childlike ability to be amazed at the most mundane things might've been almost endearing, if it weren't for the fact it's all just a pathetic and cynical attempt at getting attention.
 
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