Pig, the actual cope is convincing yourself everyone else cares about followers

[Clint Ruin]

"They're just jealous. Special Boy."

 

[Stent]

Without Twitter he would have nothing. When he lost his account he got a big fat zero on any other site. He said he didn't care about those places yet he still used them.

 

[guest]

You have no blue checkmark, Patrick. You'll never get your blue checkmark back. You don't count as important among the people whose respect you covet the most. They know (and deep down inside you know) that you're a talentless fraud.

Tweets like the one above are such a deep cope.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’m sure that Chipper Jones, who hasn’t played an MLB game since 2012, who hit 468 home runs in his career, whom was elected to the Hall of Fame first ballot with 97.8% of the vote, and whom just wrote an autobiography that sold more copies on its release day than all of Pats books have sold combined, looks back on his career and thinks “my biggest accomplishment is my 1.1 million followers on Twitter” because if he doesent, Piggy thinks he’s the idiot.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RealCJ10

 

[SFWA liaison]

dude who sells 5 books a month tops can't fathom that someone's on the internet just to shoot the shit and not because they're deluded into some "audience building" fantasy

"cope" says dude who claims he recouped the $5k in a few weeks of Twitter btw lol

 

[Easily_Remembered]

If he retweeted that, it means that it really got to him.

Stupid fat pussy bitch Pat can't help but show us all his weak spots. The only thing Pat hates more than responsibility is truth. And the truth is that - yes, most adults have nice, full lives that don't revolve around social media, especially Twitter. No real successful adult stresses about follower count, Likes and retweets, or tout them as any sort of real world accomplishment because - guess what? Twitter isn't real. Follower count, Likes and Retweets have no real value, and can't be used for any real world metrics.

Sorry Pat. For most people, Twitter is a hobby - not a lifestyle. I don't think that they are the aberration. Maybe find something tangible with real world impact / value and real to occupy your time. Twitter has had nothing but adverse effects on your mental and financial health.

 

[Dragon Wagon]

My buddy had 300k followers on tiktok then just stopped using it because he got bored. Who gives a fuck? He also has a family, kids he sees, and a career so guess his life is more fullfilling.

 

[DominusOdium]

How many twitter followers does it take to fill the void where a daughter's love should be?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

You should read this Pat. I know that you don't read anything about but Twitter posts, but give it a shot.

Now more than ever, Twitter isn't real life

What matters on Twitter ... often just stays on Twitter.

news.yahoo.com

 

[MonsterSteve]

Does he realize how stupid this is? He's the one who brought up followers and ratios. You were the one flexing your fat, flabby arm.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I called San Francisco and they confirmed that Pat is indeed a faggot.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Pat when he can tweet.


Pat when he can't tweet.

 

[guest]

He doesn't get that that person probably started that account just to insult him

 

[Brooke Shields]

My buddy had 300k followers on tiktok then just stopped using it because he got bored. Who gives a fuck? He also has a family, kids he sees, and a career so guess his life is more fullfilling.

A careerr, kids, life? That's such a deep cope.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I love psychologist Pat. I'd love to hear what a licensed therapist would diagnose Fat with, beyond obesity.

 

[Chive Turkey]

ew he retweeted that reply for sympathy likes.

No word has yet been invented which can accurately describe just how pathetic he is.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s a 42 year old loser bragging about “followers” on a dying social media platform. This is like bragging about how many friends you have on Facebook, it means NOTHING.

 

[guest]

Without Twitter he would have nothing.

It's really this specific account. He tried starting another one during one of the bans and got maybe 2000-2500 followers. The only reason this account has so many followers is from the Ben Shapiro viral re-tweet. Otherwise he'd probably be at 10k max. That's the only reason he fights so hard to keep this account, that follower count. Subconsciously, he's aware that probably 80%+ of his followers are dormant/inactive accounts. But because the count is still there he can act like he really is a Special Boy.

I would be everything I had that if the stealthygeek Twitter account was gone for good, he'd never come close to 47.5k followers again. His ceiling is probably 25% of that. He's very fat and very bad at Twitter.

 

[Stent]

It's really this specific account. He tried starting another one during one of the bans and got maybe 2000-2500 followers. The only reason this account has so many followers is from the Ben Shapiro viral re-tweet. Otherwise he'd probably be at 10k max. That's the only reason he fights so hard to keep this account, that follower count. Subconsciously, he's aware that probably 80%+ of his followers are dormant/inactive accounts. But because the count is still there he can act like he really is a Special Boy.

I would be everything I had that if the stealthygeek Twitter account was gone for good, he'd never come close to 47.5k followers again. His ceiling is probably 25% of that. He's very fat and very bad at Twitter.

Look at how well he did with starting over a marriage after the first one was permanently suspended. Numbers went way down.

 

[FurBurger]

I would be everything I had that if the stealthygeek Twitter account was gone for good, he'd never come close to 47.5k followers again. His ceiling is probably 25% of that. He's very fat and very bad at Twitter.

You're being very generous; I'd be surprised if he could break 5k.