Pig recounts a TOTALLY real conversation that actually happened

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

That man's name? Albert Einstein!

"Eyes like sreensavers" - nice simile you fucking dimwit.

Black fatherhood is dying out because of white people, child.

And he finishes with this gem which sums up his cunty outlook perfectly.

Imagine making up stupid stories on twitter for tens of likes.

 

[guest]

Screensavers? Yeah I'm sure the Teen Vogue editors want to hire a guy talking about screensavers in 2021.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He doesn’t leave his couch and sits alone at bars. He has zero social skills.

 

[guest]

I want to smack his fat, lying ass...It's easy to have his fearless and retarded opinion when you don't have a child you care about being taught this shit.


P.s.

It's not just "History " it actually teaches white children that their 5 yo self is born an oppressor and needs these " Teachings" to stop being an oppressor. It's insane..

 

[Gay Faggot.]

So what really happened is, someone said something pig didn’t like. He then autistically screamed for him to shut his fucking mouth. The guy, realized he’s dealing with a mentally ill person and walked away. Nah, none of that happened. I agree for once pig. There’s no changing autistic retards minds. That’s why I hate you.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy shit, he posted this at 6 in the morning?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Just gonna point out that not even a majority of absentee fathers are absent because jail. They just don't give a shit about their kids (hint hint, Pig)

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s amazing how he has these totally real scenarios all the time with other people while barely leaving the house. He only goes to a bar where he pretends to write and sit in silence. I’m surprised he didn’t add someone telling him after that he’s awesome and then “my hero” played. Lying fat pig.

 

[Heyfellas]

So some random dad was on Patrick’s jack couch this morning and they talked about critical race theory.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Pat's greatest crime is being a nigger worshiper. Also, he's really fat

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Holy shit, he posted this at 6 in the morning?

That was the time at where my VPN is set to today.

 

[1073waaf]

He’s right! If it weren’t for the white man, blacks in America would behave just like the blacks in Africa. Oh wait...

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Piggy's lies never even have the most miniscule inkling of realism to them. Who exactly was this evil right winger talking to when he was "railing against" CRT? And the pig man just calmly inserts himself into the conversation with his smooth and super intelligent line of questioning?

Surely if there was more than one MAGA chud hanging around spewing their racist rhetoric Fatrick would have proudly declared that he educated them all. Was he just standing around "railing" all by himself?

Where would this encounter even take place when you don't leave your couch/bed?

Even over the phone Mama Raven's prize piglet can't keep it together without having a Norman Batesesque sperg fit and channeling the woman whose tits tried to kill him as a baby. Are we to believe he remained calm and DESTROYED them with FACTS and LOGIC?

 

[Brooke Shields]

What Costa Rican is arguing CRT to a tourist?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I doubt he’s had an actual conservation with a random person in years. We’ve seen him take up space and avoided by others in a bar and he has zero confidence so he’s not going up to anyone. He even said you’re not supposed to go up to women and they have to come to you. This insane scenarios (that he always wins, mind you) happen in that fat head of his. You could fill a book with all his “things that never happened” stories.

 

[Username]

Just after this didn’t happen, Pat told a guy railing about evolution being taught in his kids school that Darwin was right and god doesn’t exist. Everyone cheered and clapped,the guy agreed then bought Pat a beer and Pat continued winning.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Just after this didn’t happen, Pat told a guy railing about evolution being taught in his kids school that Darwin was right and god doesn’t exist. Everyone cheered and clapped,the guy agreed then bought Pat a beer and Pat continued winning.

Countless women sent Rick nudes out of thanks, to which he replied "sorry, ladies, I'm married. Also, I bench 300lbs and run a 4.3 40".

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Another very real conversation where the genius intellect of Patrick absolutely destroyed the stammering idiot Republican, to the point the Republican was forced to shut his mouth and (as every story ends) submit to the orders of alpha wolf Patrick S. Tomlinson.

When the alpha wolf tells you to SHUT YOU FUCKING MOUTH, you huddle in the corner sobbing, terrified to speak another word.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Pat, why don't you explain to your TwiTTer fans what's wrong with black culture?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I had this real conversation where everything this other guy said teed up my canned responses perfectly.