Pig is upset about the sale of Wordle

[Torque’sHeadBump]

“Back to DuoLingo for me.”

No, cariño. Vuelve a Hooligan’s, maricon. Abandonaste tu hija…

 

[Meownaw]

He totally isn't jealous at all of that guy's success.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He totally isn't jealous at all of that guy's success.

He's a six figure author, child.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat once downplayed the success of the richest man in history saying anyone could have done it and he was just lucky. So yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s not jealous here at all.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

A little bird told me there's actually a different reason pat is quitting wordle.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Duolingo means dos lenguas en mi culo, pequeno nino dulce.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

The sheer narcissism and pathetic need for acceptance it takes to announce publicly that you're "not even mad" that someone you've never heard of sold something you just heard about last week is staggering. No one cares, dude. What a very bleak and sad life.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

If only Pat could sell Waddle, he could finally afford a V6! I bet that four banger he drives is sluggish as hell with all that blubber behind the wheel.

He’s fat, you know.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

If only Pat could sell Waddle, he could finally afford a V6! I bet that four banger he drives is sluggish as hell with all that blubber behind the wheel.

He’s fat, you know.

What is so bad about salvage title, former rental car V4 Mustangs for the time being, child?

Once Ponald Flump is impeached and imprisoned, our economy will skyrocket as a result under presidents Biden and Kamala.

I'm sorry but not everybody can sell their clean energy businesses right now, cyberatalker. Hush now.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Pig would have sold it for $300 cash and a meatloaf dinner from Boston Market. Fat fool.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Duolingo fucking stinks. Youtube videos made by teenagers are legitimately more helpful as a language learning tool.

Of course Rick's shit taste gravitates towards dopamine-a-second rote memorization mobile games like the lab rat he is.

 

[PogromStallone]

“Back to DuoLingo for me.”

No, cariño. Vuelve a Hooligan’s, maricon. Abandonaste tu hija…

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Of course their only point of reference for good moral choices is a pretentious, shitty sitcom.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

One of my relatives was using Duolingo and they have you reading sentences like "What school was the horse in?" and other shit nobody would actually say. Pig would shit his pants at all of the work Rosetta Stone makes you do. And for what? To larp as a bilingual?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Duolingo fucking stinks. Youtube videos made by teenagers are legitimately more helpful as a language learning tool.

Don't worry - I am certain that Patrick is all in with watching videos of teenagers on YT.

 

[guest]

If Pat sold a book to a publishing company for a cool $23,000, I bet he'd buy furniture and a trip to Spain with it.

 

[Chive Turkey]

To larp as a bilingual?

He'd never be able to fake it for a second and even his pig brain understands that. He's barely proficient at being a monolingual speaker, for fuck's sake.

He's literally using Duolingo just to be able to mention he's using Duolingo, in a pathetic attempt to make it look like he's metropolitan and into self-improvement by attempting to learn a (as of yet undisclosed) foreign language.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Hey Randall Smith. Kill yourself.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Niki gets a cool 20 from the neighborhood nogs every weekend. Pat's not even mad.