Pig is seething

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[NortheastPhilly]

“Which is it going to be?”

He says it like he has any say in what a multi-billion dollar company does. He’s Abe Simpson yelling at a cloud

 

[guest]

Which is it going to be?

They're gonna do whatever they want and ignore your pathetic oinks because you are an unimportant faggot leech on society

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

They're gonna do whatever they want and ignore your pathetic oinks because you are an unimportant faggot leech on society

And he won’t do a thing about it. TwiTTer is his LiveLihooD, chilD.

 

[HotDogJoe]

This makes me so happy

 

[TorqueWheeler]

In the interest of fairness my bud Bert chipped in with a fair and balanced take.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Bert is the best of eggs.

 

[Stent]

Parodeeznuts, Cheri.

 

[guest]

Bert is the best of eggs.

I hope Ernie blows him before the jacuzzi.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Awww Baby boy that likes to be an asshole on twitter doesnt like when people are being assholes to him on twitter . Pat likes to demand prison to people daily but hates a parody account that responds just like pat. I guess he he really is self hating. So now he spends all day stalking the parody account to respond. He had a busy day doing just that yesterday. Its almost like being a cunt on the internet attracts people that like to call you out and bust your balls.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

So so so so so so I could set up a stealthygeez parody account which would get that imposter child account instantly verified? I’m pointing at my temple smugly right now little nothings

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Which is it going to be?

How about you shut you fucking mouth and continue to oink away without being verified like you've been doing every single day for the past 3 years, idiot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat trying make it sound like it will just clear up the confusion but in reality he wants that blue check for the popularity contest. He wants that check more than he wants his daughter.

 

[guest]

In the interest of fairness my bud Bert chipped in with a fair and balanced take.

Fair & Balanced.

 

[Meownaw]

Aww baby boy. Is this the first time he has hinted at Twitter responding to his cries for a checkmark? The "don't want to verify because they are parodies" implies they told piggy it ain't happening.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It's crazy how much he simps for that blue checkmark. It has no real world value or meaning, but Twitter is all that he has in his life, so he desperately desires validation for the countless hours he spends doomscrolling, tranny simping, and childing.

Funny thing is that Twitter is slowly MySpace-ing. All the young users went to TikTok, and now all the news stories are about what's happening on TikTok. Twitter is slowly becoming a punchline for its Bizarro World narratives, and the new street shitter CEO is alienating even more users with his absurd decrees. Even FB is having a resurgence of sorts, while Twitter is being viewed (rightfully) as the new Tumblr - overweight dangerhairs, perverts, unemployed losers and people who have made their made up disorders and disabilities their entire identity. Even (M)Anica is trying desperately to make a new persona on Twitch.

It's not 2016 anymore, Pat. Almost everyone has moved on from "Trump bad / Democrat good" simplistic logic, as Biden's tanking approval rating attests. Better get used to a future of red numbers on the Mewler Report. I can't wait for Annabelle to one day see how much harder you worked to regain a stupid, meaningless blue checkmark than you ever did to see her, and how much more it means to you.

You are sincerely a horrible person with zero redeeming features. The only love you have in your heart is for Twitter and fatty foods. Nice meaningless existence, stupid.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I would love to see him get blue checked, it would open up a whole new avenue to embarrassing him. It's not 4 years ago, it's post apostlegate and "viral attention" isn't your friend, fatty.

It won't happen though

It's be great to see him get blue check marked finally when Twitter is totally irrelevant, making it pointless

 

[guest]

It’s going to be you remaining an irrelevant drunk who cosplays as a real man online while another man raises the daughter you hate and powerfully bottoms out the love of your life. I hope this has been educational for you, you illegally lurking sack of shit.