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He was a lifeguard for 6 years. Trained in CPR he was the first responder 'outside of work' twice. A motorcycle accident and a woman having a heart attack. On the job he performed CPR twice and hemlich once. He also stitched a leg with dental floss and a basketball needle. (27 March 2020)
He has been successfully self employed for 12 years (22 Sept 2020)
In 2005 he was working for Freedom Ford in Clearwater. He sold an original Ford GT (black with silver racing strips) for $225k. $70k above the sticker price. He quit because the dealership fucked him over on commission checks (19 Oct 2020).
He has worked in healthcare for over 10 years.
Being a professional stand up comedian is what pays his bills. Crowd work is the reason why he knows how to handle trolls in person and online.
The Hill contacted him to 'write the same shit I've been writing about except get paid for it'. He never got paid because of lack of quality and reader engagement but his is still owed the money.
In 2011 Fat decided that 'not being famous was taking up too much of his time.' so he wrote for the SFWA bulletin, Everyday Fiction and Apex Magazine. With his 'unnaturally supportive wife' he wrote the 2nd sequel for a BDSM rat based trilogy before becoming a success in his own right. Without plagiarising Will Tate or mimicking Douglas Adams writing style.
He is a 6 figure author and has sold tens of thousand of his novels (23 Feb 2018). His books are being optioned to be made into films. There is a project involving Starship Repo 'in the pipeline that is bigger than Netflix.'
A $25k advance was received the same year Gatecrashers came out (13 Jun 2018). He received a 6 figure advance less than a month later (4 July 2018). And a 'last' check of 30k the next day (5 July 2018) whilst also expecting another 15k by the end of that month.
More than 300 people put In The Black on their to read list. Not 21 as the Goodreads site listed. They're lying.
His credit score is over 800 and all credit scores are racist.
He holds the rank of 'Master Model Builder' and has won award for his adult hobby.
Proficient in firearms he not only performed duel welding trick shows, competed in marksmanship competitions and won awards. He was also a firearms instructor himself.
A certified self defence instructor who has trained in aikido, bjj, and krav maga (22 Aug 2017). He is not only trained but experienced due to all the sparring he has done.
He is 6ft and 225lbs. Putting on 5lbs over the past 3 years, he also has grown in height since his driver's licence was issued.
Bench presses 250lbs
He has personally scrapped with fascist groups.
He is an actual tough guy. (13 Sept 2019, 8 Oct 2019, 12 Oct 2019 and so on and so on)
He has never told anyone he is an actual tough guy. (29 Oct 2019)
Training for triathlons he works out 3 to 4 times a week. Circuit, weights cardio and clocking up around 400 miles a year.
He completed a half marathon in under two hours without cheating. The final 8 miles with a sprained ankle.
With his extensive knowledge of cars and mechanics he knows the difference between a long ratchet and a breaker bar.
While sanding the floorboards of his back room Fattycakes used an edge sander because a drum sander wasn't necessary. The work wasn't done by Pat Johnson who exchanged details with Niki a fortnight previous when she asked about local businesses who could do the job for her.
He broke a knife welding mugger's arm on an Indian reservation. He took the knife and has carried it everyday of his life since.
During an attempted GTA in 2004, he offered driving lessons to the carjacker who failed to steal his 97 Mustang.
He once met a Japanese WW2 fighter pilot, who flew 2 different planes, that brought his entire family to the US seeking redemption. After meeting with Pat he cried and asked for his forgiveness.
He confronted a 'brototype' who was making fun of a large women working out in the gym. He handed him two 60lbs dumbbells.
In his younger years he was involved in gang shootings between star wars and star trek fans. No one died but some were hospitalised.
A gentleman named Scotch (who had ten teeth, one eye and a shrimp trucker hat) sold Rick his 4th of July fireworks out of his El Camino. But would accept credit cards because the chips have 5g. (3 Jul 2020)
A group of multi-ethnic strangers, including himself, all came together to help a Muslim woman who's car was stranded during a blizzard.
He pushed a stalled lined of four cars up hill during a particularly racist snowstorm in Jan 2020
Coming across a young couple who's VW Jetta was stuck in a snow bank Fat shuck his head once before digging then out with a shovel. It took 15mins and also happened in Jan 2020
During a protest he assisted in making a makeshift pit stop changing people's tyres. A single file line of 300 cars going 70 had their tyres spiked by the police. (2 Jun 2020)
From his home Fat witnessed a police chase that went by so fast he could visually see the chased car had an interlock.
At the age of 5 he was 6 years old. He remembers his father picking him up from his school that he was too young to attend to tell him about the Challenger disaster.
After an unwanted divorce in the summer of 2012 Fat was buried in strange for two whole months before meeting a depressed, gloom lesbian cunt.
A squirrel attacked him once.
He has hit many deers in his 08' dark Highland green Mustang.
He genuinely heard a man tell a women in a mask to smile more. He would tell you if he saw any of the posts on Reddit, Twitter or Facebook making the same statement. Honestly.
As a child he once owned a 18lb cat that would bring home dead owls.
He hosted Katerina 'refugees' from Louisiana in 2005 (18 Sept 2020)
Fatrick is part of the media and people listen to him all the time (1 Jan 2018). People have recognised him at ball games and while shopping. His 'influence goes well beyond social media.'
He still finds it werid whenever he hears his own voice on the TV in the background. Or when he's flipping through channels and he sees himself. It's so perculiur to him he feels compelled to tweet about it.
Hundreds of thousands of people watch him on TV. Every month tens of millions views each month.
Genuine death threats (at least 6 by mid 2016) sent to his private email, which isn't easy to screen cap. He responds with pics of himself naked with an assault rifle and an erection. By the next year he will have 3 more death threats all for speaking out against fascism.
The police have swatted his house by knocking on his door more than once. The first time in June 2014. So many times since that the police have now been educated to just call him personally before investing a potential incident in Niki's barren hovel.
The protest that tried to raise awareness about the institutionalised pedophilia within the SFWA were actually Nazis. Literally shouting for blood and soil.
Confronting an older couple who were openly defending the current president of the United States in a public bar. Ricky threatened to live tweet their conversation and they shut up. This was the opposite of censorship.
He was not ticketed for speeding and didn't pay the court ordered penalty on 6 Oct 2020. Two weeks after someone generously paid $1 towards the non existent fine.
After one of his follower did an in-depth investigation the truth about his Twitter suspension was uncovered. A single person targeted him because of his success and reach and then coping Norm McDonald fans organised and capitalised on the event.
The $5k spent on lawyer fees to get his Twitter account back was a sound investment that recouped the money back, with interest. In a matter of weeks.
The Twitter account during the suspension wasn't him but one of his thousands of followers who feel his voice is important.
People impersonating him on Twitter didn't fool anyone nor did he have to send Twitter his real info 'hundred of times.'
The Facebook post of an email sent to Piggy gushing praise about Fatrick and what a progressive human he is, wasn't written by Fat.
His blue check mark is coming back.
He will meet with Twitter and they will have a conversation.
He has established channels within the Twitter corporation.
His tweeting was the reason abortion was legalised in Argentina (30 Jun 2018).
Has an IQ above the specific number 137.
He is hung and doesn't wear underwear
His baby curl hair line hasn't budged in over 20 years.
Fat is not Fat.
He doesn't lie and never has to.
He has been successfully self employed for 12 years (22 Sept 2020)
In 2005 he was working for Freedom Ford in Clearwater. He sold an original Ford GT (black with silver racing strips) for $225k. $70k above the sticker price. He quit because the dealership fucked him over on commission checks (19 Oct 2020).
He has worked in healthcare for over 10 years.
Being a professional stand up comedian is what pays his bills. Crowd work is the reason why he knows how to handle trolls in person and online.
The Hill contacted him to 'write the same shit I've been writing about except get paid for it'. He never got paid because of lack of quality and reader engagement but his is still owed the money.
In 2011 Fat decided that 'not being famous was taking up too much of his time.' so he wrote for the SFWA bulletin, Everyday Fiction and Apex Magazine. With his 'unnaturally supportive wife' he wrote the 2nd sequel for a BDSM rat based trilogy before becoming a success in his own right. Without plagiarising Will Tate or mimicking Douglas Adams writing style.
He is a 6 figure author and has sold tens of thousand of his novels (23 Feb 2018). His books are being optioned to be made into films. There is a project involving Starship Repo 'in the pipeline that is bigger than Netflix.'
A $25k advance was received the same year Gatecrashers came out (13 Jun 2018). He received a 6 figure advance less than a month later (4 July 2018). And a 'last' check of 30k the next day (5 July 2018) whilst also expecting another 15k by the end of that month.
More than 300 people put In The Black on their to read list. Not 21 as the Goodreads site listed. They're lying.
His credit score is over 800 and all credit scores are racist.
He holds the rank of 'Master Model Builder' and has won award for his adult hobby.
Proficient in firearms he not only performed duel welding trick shows, competed in marksmanship competitions and won awards. He was also a firearms instructor himself.
A certified self defence instructor who has trained in aikido, bjj, and krav maga (22 Aug 2017). He is not only trained but experienced due to all the sparring he has done.
He is 6ft and 225lbs. Putting on 5lbs over the past 3 years, he also has grown in height since his driver's licence was issued.
Bench presses 250lbs
He has personally scrapped with fascist groups.
He is an actual tough guy. (13 Sept 2019, 8 Oct 2019, 12 Oct 2019 and so on and so on)
He has never told anyone he is an actual tough guy. (29 Oct 2019)
Training for triathlons he works out 3 to 4 times a week. Circuit, weights cardio and clocking up around 400 miles a year.
He completed a half marathon in under two hours without cheating. The final 8 miles with a sprained ankle.
With his extensive knowledge of cars and mechanics he knows the difference between a long ratchet and a breaker bar.
While sanding the floorboards of his back room Fattycakes used an edge sander because a drum sander wasn't necessary. The work wasn't done by Pat Johnson who exchanged details with Niki a fortnight previous when she asked about local businesses who could do the job for her.
He broke a knife welding mugger's arm on an Indian reservation. He took the knife and has carried it everyday of his life since.
During an attempted GTA in 2004, he offered driving lessons to the carjacker who failed to steal his 97 Mustang.
He once met a Japanese WW2 fighter pilot, who flew 2 different planes, that brought his entire family to the US seeking redemption. After meeting with Pat he cried and asked for his forgiveness.
He confronted a 'brototype' who was making fun of a large women working out in the gym. He handed him two 60lbs dumbbells.
In his younger years he was involved in gang shootings between star wars and star trek fans. No one died but some were hospitalised.
A gentleman named Scotch (who had ten teeth, one eye and a shrimp trucker hat) sold Rick his 4th of July fireworks out of his El Camino. But would accept credit cards because the chips have 5g. (3 Jul 2020)
A group of multi-ethnic strangers, including himself, all came together to help a Muslim woman who's car was stranded during a blizzard.
He pushed a stalled lined of four cars up hill during a particularly racist snowstorm in Jan 2020
Coming across a young couple who's VW Jetta was stuck in a snow bank Fat shuck his head once before digging then out with a shovel. It took 15mins and also happened in Jan 2020
During a protest he assisted in making a makeshift pit stop changing people's tyres. A single file line of 300 cars going 70 had their tyres spiked by the police. (2 Jun 2020)
From his home Fat witnessed a police chase that went by so fast he could visually see the chased car had an interlock.
At the age of 5 he was 6 years old. He remembers his father picking him up from his school that he was too young to attend to tell him about the Challenger disaster.
After an unwanted divorce in the summer of 2012 Fat was buried in strange for two whole months before meeting a depressed, gloom lesbian cunt.
A squirrel attacked him once.
He has hit many deers in his 08' dark Highland green Mustang.
He genuinely heard a man tell a women in a mask to smile more. He would tell you if he saw any of the posts on Reddit, Twitter or Facebook making the same statement. Honestly.
As a child he once owned a 18lb cat that would bring home dead owls.
He hosted Katerina 'refugees' from Louisiana in 2005 (18 Sept 2020)
Fatrick is part of the media and people listen to him all the time (1 Jan 2018). People have recognised him at ball games and while shopping. His 'influence goes well beyond social media.'
He still finds it werid whenever he hears his own voice on the TV in the background. Or when he's flipping through channels and he sees himself. It's so perculiur to him he feels compelled to tweet about it.
Hundreds of thousands of people watch him on TV. Every month tens of millions views each month.
Genuine death threats (at least 6 by mid 2016) sent to his private email, which isn't easy to screen cap. He responds with pics of himself naked with an assault rifle and an erection. By the next year he will have 3 more death threats all for speaking out against fascism.
The police have swatted his house by knocking on his door more than once. The first time in June 2014. So many times since that the police have now been educated to just call him personally before investing a potential incident in Niki's barren hovel.
The protest that tried to raise awareness about the institutionalised pedophilia within the SFWA were actually Nazis. Literally shouting for blood and soil.
Confronting an older couple who were openly defending the current president of the United States in a public bar. Ricky threatened to live tweet their conversation and they shut up. This was the opposite of censorship.
He was not ticketed for speeding and didn't pay the court ordered penalty on 6 Oct 2020. Two weeks after someone generously paid $1 towards the non existent fine.
After one of his follower did an in-depth investigation the truth about his Twitter suspension was uncovered. A single person targeted him because of his success and reach and then coping Norm McDonald fans organised and capitalised on the event.
The $5k spent on lawyer fees to get his Twitter account back was a sound investment that recouped the money back, with interest. In a matter of weeks.
The Twitter account during the suspension wasn't him but one of his thousands of followers who feel his voice is important.
People impersonating him on Twitter didn't fool anyone nor did he have to send Twitter his real info 'hundred of times.'
The Facebook post of an email sent to Piggy gushing praise about Fatrick and what a progressive human he is, wasn't written by Fat.
His blue check mark is coming back.
He will meet with Twitter and they will have a conversation.
He has established channels within the Twitter corporation.
His tweeting was the reason abortion was legalised in Argentina (30 Jun 2018).
Has an IQ above the specific number 137.
He is hung and doesn't wear underwear
His baby curl hair line hasn't budged in over 20 years.
Fat is not Fat.
He doesn't lie and never has to.
