Pig drives his "beastie" four blocks for Meatloaf Monday

[LongIslandchomper]

Your "beastie" isn't going to be yours much longer, chubs. Best say goodbye to her while you can.

 

[Will Tate]

"Just get the fuck away from me, Pat, and stay the fuck off your Twitter!!"--Niki, 10 minutes before this was posted.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Too bad his daughter wasn't dear to him when she was born.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

Shhhhhhhhhh baby child. I work for a living, and I'm entitled to nice things. Focus on your retail job while I make the upper six figures every year.

Proud Nazis, stand back and standby. The final punch is coming next week, child.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

Too bad his daughter wasn't dear to him when she was born.

No, child. I see my sweetpea every week. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Maybe take the bike. Quasi doesn’t want the unnecessary miles, worn clutch or meatloaf farts in his new ride if it can be avoided.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Whoever gets his car should enter it in the demo derby at the county fair

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Maybe take the bike. Quasi doesn’t want the unnecessary miles, worn clutch or meatloaf farts in his new ride if it can be avoided.

First order of business is quasi having it crushed and sold for scrap. He'll probably shit next to the cube first for some type of indian celebration thing.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Whoever gets his car should enter it in the demo derby at the county fair

Good call - if Fatso shows up to try and stop it someone will pin a blue ribbon on him

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Great idea pat. Have a few drinks then drive home.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

"People aren't selling them"

Bzzzt, wrong. The only people holding on to 15 year old cars are the people who can't afford to buy newer ones.

 

[Username]

He’s so desperate for attention .” I own a car please like me”. He’s boasting about owning a 13 year old car to strangers on Twitter. He’s broken.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Fork vs Ferrari

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

"Just get the fuck away from me, Pat, and stay the fuck off your Twitter!!"--Niki, 10 minutes before this was posted.

You fell for that fake Journalist angle? You cost Charlie, Mom and Toni $100k asshole. There’s no way if this gets in the suit you’re going to win. Just get the fuck out of here.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nobody cares about his shitty 4.6. Those newer 5.0 coyotes are pretty badass. Pat has the " we have a mustang at home" version. His shit is so obsolete. Current camrys make the same HP as his car.

 

[guest]

Nice wine mom car, stupid.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

I mean, $17,000... You could buy somebody a small car for that

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I mean, $17,000... You could buy somebody a small car for that

You could buy a wrecked 85 Trans Am and it would still blow away Pats matchbox car, for $1700

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Most 41 year old men have to have a 4 door, because they have .... y'know .... families.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He is the fourth owner of that plastic piece of shit.