Pig and Malort

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Why does he always bring up this liquor? Has anyone tried it who isn’t a fat faggot with bitch tits?

 

[guest]

It's apparently incredibly bitter and shitty and it's like some Chicago rite of passage or something to do a shot or to get someone who doesn't know better to do a shot. I guess it's funny in a way but it's not something to brag about like Rick does. I think he's trying to put on the "I'm the worldy drinker/alcoholic. Of course I know all of these obscure alcohols". Meanwhile he shows off a bottle of Jefferson's Ocean, something you can buy on shelves anywhere vs any number of more sought-after, rare, unicorn bourbons. Not that there's anything wrong with Ocean, drink it if you like it. But he was putting on airs like he was a manly bourbon drinker with a fucking gimmick bourbon. Everything about his persona is fake and hateable.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

like some Chicago rite of passage

The only time I've heard of Malort was at a bar in Bensenville, just outside Chicago, when some townie ordered a shot for my wife to try.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

It's a local thing in chimpcago

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It's a local thing in chimpcago

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat thinks drinking makes him cool so he has to make sure everyone knows he drinks a lot because that’s what the cool guys do in his mind. Mentally he’s still a teenager which is why he brags about drinking in his 40s. He never went to college and was a loser in high school and all the cool kids got drunk at parties and he was never invited.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I think when I was black out in a bar in Chicago I tried it. That’s all I got. Who gives a fuck. Faggot.

 

[captain_kamala]

you should see how hennessy makes niggas act up

 

[SFWA liaison]

that distillery has a contact form:

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[RaggotFetard]

I’ve had it a few times while on trips to Chicongo. It’s pretty bad, but not as bad as it’s made out to be and is a little more palatable every time. To me, it has an overly intense bitter taste of grapefruit, like they grind up the peels to make it, or something.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

you should see how hennessy makes niggas act up

hey cognac is Ooga Booga Juice

 

[Stent]

you should see how hennessy makes niggas act up

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It's apparently incredibly bitter and shitty

So the booze equivalent of Patrick S Tomlinson! Ok

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Frat Pat with the hot tips about booze. I hope he had his hat on backwards for this tweet.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Frat Pat with the hot tips about booze. I hope he had his hat on backwards for this tweet.

I bet he opened the bottle with his sandal and all the women wanted to have sex with him

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet he opened the bottle with his sandal and all the women wanted to have sex with him

Fuck, he is just so cool.