Piece of shit move you cant help but laugh at?

[Sue2]

After my ex girlfriend and I broke up she left a pair of expensive shoes at my house. When I started courting my next ex girlfriend I gave her the shoes. She asked “Why are they for women?” and I made up a lie about how a friend told me I could have them. So my new girlfriend got a new pair of shoes without even knowing they were from the girl I was fucking

Then a year or two later I connect back with the other one and she goes “What happened to those shoes I gave you?” and I say I don’t know. She then proceeds to tell me she believes a friend of hers stole them from her and sold them online.

Lol.

 

[PickleRickle]

Fucking my ex-girlfriends best friend, calling up the ex, immediately going over to her house and shoving my unwashed dick right in her drunk stupid mouth.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Did you try the shoes on?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I always laugh when I see N persons parking in handicap spaces without a handicap tag. Being an N person is a pretty big handicap.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I flip back & forth thinking you're either a sweet little man overcompensating, or genuinely an evil lil fucker... I'm still not sure!

 

[Sue2]

I flip back & forth thinking you're either a sweet little man overcompensating, or genuinely an evil lil fucker... I'm still not sure!

I’ll take the route Nobacon does. I’m not a bad person inherently. I just do bad things and I feel bad about them. But i also don’t beat myself up, life goes on, oh well! Now take my ex girlfriends shoes you dumb cunt (Not you!)

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Told it before. I still laugh that I got a boss fired by overspending his budget by 750k on mostly useless junk. I can remember his voice crack when he said "you spent 30 thousand dollars on patch cables???"

I'm still laughing now

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

One time I broke this guy's ankle - he used to be my best friend - and as he was being put in the ambulance I took the keys and threw them away to prevent him from getting medical attention.

 

[guest]

The "oh high hellhole" vocaroo getting posted...

 

[captain_kamala]

I got someone fired at a celebrity owned restaurant when I was just joshin around. I try not to play pranks since then

 

[Sue2]

I got someone fired at a celebrity owned restaurant when I was just joshin around. I try not to play pranks since then

You went all Anita Hill and put an employees pube on a coke can, didn’t you?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I smeared dogshit under all the doorhandles of this girls car in high school.

 

[captain_kamala]

You went all Anita Hill and put an employees pube on a coke can, didn’t you?

Me and my friend were sitting at the bar by the thing with the olives cherries limes etc. I had some antacid pills in my purse and we thought it would be funny to slip them into the lime slices.
Well a woman got one and flipped out. Immediately they blamed the Mexican barback and told him to get lost
Yeah I felt bad but I was too much of an asshole to stop it

 

[PickleRickle]

Putting a keylogger on my buddies computer and jewwing his Diablo 2 gear. I think I was 12. I laugh out loud at this, but holy shit, what a kike ass shitty friend. I was so pissed off that his buddy gave him his entire account after quitting, something childish like that. Levelling the playing field I would tell myself.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

There was this one fake stoner jackoff at my school that would make fun of me so I printed out ~500 copies of his Xanga site where he dirted on all his teachers, bragged (lied) about all the hot chicks he fucked, and inflated his football stats (he sat on the bench) and dumped them in a stairwell right as class let out. He was ridiculed mercilessly for the rest of the week.

He was an honors student so he flipped out and left the school because he thought it destroyed his chances at going to Princeton or whatever the fuck.

Anyways the last thing I heard about him was that he transferred to some gay art school and had a three way with another guy.

Another time I convinced the skank of our friends group to fuck my one roommate because I hated the cunt girl he was dating at the time. Eventually someone told her and she lost her shit and we never saw her nor her fat arms ever again.

The best part was he never ever admitted to it like a total alpha chad. Just denied it every single time it came up. To this day I don’t know if he knew I was the one who set it up but he owes me a thank you if he does.

I still maintain I did nothing wrong.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

When I was like 21 I had a shitty summer job with the county road department. One day this Deadhead that worked there sold me a bunch of acid-dipped sugar cubes for like $10. So I ate half of one and I was sailing. I was working with this one guy, and we were washing a truck. I was just hanging out smoking cigarettes, tripping my balls off, while he was actually washing it. So I started crimping the hose, just to goof on him, and he was getting madder and madder. Then, just like in a cartoon, he held the nozzle up to his eye, and I let it go. I spent the rest of that day doubled over with laughter, I just couldn't stop.

 

[diabeetus]

My friend and I pissed in ziploc bags and threw them at cars driving beneath the underpass. We missed some cars because we didn't time our throws right and got scared our prints would be on the splattered bags. We were 10.

 

[Stent]

I smeared dogshit under all the doorhandles of this girls car in high school.

Did she steal your boyfriend?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Putting a keylogger on my buddies computer and jewwing his Diablo 2 gear. I think I was 12. I laugh out loud at this, but holy shit, what a kike ass shitty friend. I was so pissed off that his buddy gave him his entire account after quitting, something childish like that. Levelling the playing field I would tell myself.

Real greaseball shit

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

After my ex girlfriend and I broke up she left a pair of expensive shoes at my house. When I started courting my next ex girlfriend I gave her the shoes. She asked “Why are they for women?” and I made up a lie about how a friend told me I could have them. So my new girlfriend got a new pair of shoes without even knowing they were from the girl I was fucking

Then a year or two later I connect back with the other one and she goes “What happened to those shoes I gave you?” and I say I don’t know. She then proceeds to tell me she believes a friend of hers stole them from her and sold them online.

Lol.

This one goofball I was fucking at one point tells me she's got some type of smack pills in her bathroom. I grabbed a few to go and used them to court this chick that was another friend of mines niece that I somehow found out she liked that shit. Years before I had also heard her telling my friend about the abortion she just had. Abortion+likes pills=......something, what was the question?