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Personal kike stories
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Once I was at a greyhound station and the security guard was a kike (had the discount beanie on his head)
I wanted to know what he did in life to fail on such a Vos level to be a kike AND a security guard.
I wanted to know what he did in life to fail on such a Vos level to be a kike AND a security guard.
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Was playing bass backing a heeb singer for a stint of shows and the guy was a total control freak. I've done a few backing spots for singers in the past, all were pretty hands off as far as the band was concerned. So long as we hit the charts good, they were happy. This fucking kike was all up in everyone's business about guitar tone and shit like that, micromanaging the whole band. We were doing an instrumental jam thing and he busted in doing Anthony Keidis style "yabba dabba" shit over top of the guitarist's solos. He was pissed. After all was said and done, the whole band quit on him.
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They killed Jesus, our Lord and Savior
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dated the same jewess twice. She would often try to finger my butt during sex
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i was friends with lots of japs in nyc they had money and designer stuff and daddy paying for their apartments but i was rich too so it was whatever
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I used to fuck this Jewish girl when I was like 20. Her name was Lauren. She ended up being a model. I popped her cherry.
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I went on a vacation with some people and we had a hebe in the group. We took a couple out to dinner at Morton's for their anniversary and the bill was like $350 for four people. The kike wanted to leave a $20 tip and we were all like WTF man, you can't leave $20 on a $350 tab. He got all pissy and kept insisting it was a great tip. We left something like $75 and the jew tried to pocket some of it. We jumped all over him and he was stewing about it for the rest of the night.
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Did anybody bring up how kike-y he was behaving, lol? I would have.
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Sent to a job brought in from one of the jew sales reps for a jew client. Not the weird pony tail NYC jews, but maybe halfway there. Asked me to do additional work than what was in the contract. I just laughed to myself, I knew it was coming.
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No, everyone was more taken aback, as it was the first time we'd seen him go full-Jew in quite a while. You could see how leaving that money on the table was physically paining him. I got up last to make sure he didn't sidewind a twenty into his pocket when no one was looking.
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When I was a kid in this small farm area with no Jews, I was at the dollar store and this semi retarded, doughy adult male picked up some item and started gesturing to me and then was like "it says it's kosher so I guess it's good for Jews. You know something? One time there was this jewish girl--best looking jewish girl I ever knew."
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I grew up in North London which is probably just behind Tel Aviv and New York in terms of Jewish population so I've got a lot of them.
I could tell you about the time my grandmother died and my dad was all broken up so our Jewish neighbours took me and my brother and sister for the day, took us to the movies and out for pizza. Or my friend David, whose parents saved up for his Bar Mitzvah since he was born. When he was 13 they had almost 60 grand saved. They offered him a choice. He could have the money or he could spend it on a celebration for his family and friends. He chose the party. Or I could tell you about my friend Louis and the countless times he's gone to bat for me and other friends. The guy is one the most loyal and generous people you could know. Half Jew. But I realise this is a stingy Jew story thread and boy I've got a doozie.
So I'm 18, it's the summer after A-levels and me and 5 mates decide to celebrate the end of school by going on a lads holiday to Tenerife. It was a fucking horrific 2 weeks but that's for another time. One of the guys, let's call him Benji, was Jewish. We'd all been friends for 5 years and I considered him a solid pal. Anyway, about 3 days in he loses his wallet which had all his cash and bank card.
Our daily routine was like this. Sleep till 11 or 12. Hit the all-inclusive brunch buffet. Lounge around the pool or go to the beach and drink. Go back to the hotel to shower and change. Chink buffet or burgers. Go out clubbing till 3 or 4 a.m. So he needed sponsorship. One of the 5 of us would take turns paying for his food or drinks each day and he promised to pay us back. That was good enough for us. He'd had the bad luck to lose his shit so we'd cover him and he'd get it back to us later. He'd do the same for us. We're friends. Simple. That's what you do.
Cut to the last day. Our flight's not until about 9 p.m. We have to be out of the room by 10.30 a.m. We're all broke. I mean penniless. We're also not allowed to eat the brunch buffet because we'd checked out. We're hungover, miserable and starving. We basically have to sit around the lobby all day. And guess what? "Benji" magically finds his wallet! It was in the inside pocket of a jacket he just happened to not check. Problem solved! No. With a straight face the fucking guy tells us that his mother told him to bring back any cash he didn't spend. He'll pay us back later he says, but he can't give us any of this because he promised his mum. We looked at each other like he must be joking. My friend, let's call him Rick, then said words to these effect "Ben, we'll leave it up to your conscience whether you'll pay us all back or not. That's on you. But if you don't hand over some cash right now so we can buy some sandwiches we're going to rush you and we're going to beat the fucking shit out of you." He did but with a look on his face like he was really contemplating taking a kicking instead.
He never paid any of us back and he cut off contact with everyone from school. Fuck that guy.
I could tell you about the time my grandmother died and my dad was all broken up so our Jewish neighbours took me and my brother and sister for the day, took us to the movies and out for pizza. Or my friend David, whose parents saved up for his Bar Mitzvah since he was born. When he was 13 they had almost 60 grand saved. They offered him a choice. He could have the money or he could spend it on a celebration for his family and friends. He chose the party. Or I could tell you about my friend Louis and the countless times he's gone to bat for me and other friends. The guy is one the most loyal and generous people you could know. Half Jew. But I realise this is a stingy Jew story thread and boy I've got a doozie.
So I'm 18, it's the summer after A-levels and me and 5 mates decide to celebrate the end of school by going on a lads holiday to Tenerife. It was a fucking horrific 2 weeks but that's for another time. One of the guys, let's call him Benji, was Jewish. We'd all been friends for 5 years and I considered him a solid pal. Anyway, about 3 days in he loses his wallet which had all his cash and bank card.
Our daily routine was like this. Sleep till 11 or 12. Hit the all-inclusive brunch buffet. Lounge around the pool or go to the beach and drink. Go back to the hotel to shower and change. Chink buffet or burgers. Go out clubbing till 3 or 4 a.m. So he needed sponsorship. One of the 5 of us would take turns paying for his food or drinks each day and he promised to pay us back. That was good enough for us. He'd had the bad luck to lose his shit so we'd cover him and he'd get it back to us later. He'd do the same for us. We're friends. Simple. That's what you do.
Cut to the last day. Our flight's not until about 9 p.m. We have to be out of the room by 10.30 a.m. We're all broke. I mean penniless. We're also not allowed to eat the brunch buffet because we'd checked out. We're hungover, miserable and starving. We basically have to sit around the lobby all day. And guess what? "Benji" magically finds his wallet! It was in the inside pocket of a jacket he just happened to not check. Problem solved! No. With a straight face the fucking guy tells us that his mother told him to bring back any cash he didn't spend. He'll pay us back later he says, but he can't give us any of this because he promised his mum. We looked at each other like he must be joking. My friend, let's call him Rick, then said words to these effect "Ben, we'll leave it up to your conscience whether you'll pay us all back or not. That's on you. But if you don't hand over some cash right now so we can buy some sandwiches we're going to rush you and we're going to beat the fucking shit out of you." He did but with a look on his face like he was really contemplating taking a kicking instead.
He never paid any of us back and he cut off contact with everyone from school. Fuck that guy.
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