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Perhaps $5k for a Twitter account wasn't a great investment after all

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Kinda explains why he is so obsessed about his follower count. Getting bigger advances possibilities. (Also his ego) Seems like no publisher will even touch him at this point. Im actually surprised the science channel still calls him. He must do that for donuts and gas money.
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

My name's Henry. And you're here with me now
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Stent

jewery duty
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For Pat, his Twitter really was his only chance. Dyslexic editor admitted to publishing him due to his political firebranding on Twitter and not his actual work. Lost his blue checkmark for breaking Twitter's terms. Lost his publisher. That small blue icon was his lifeline and he won't get it back in time to resuscitate his failed dreams.

  • Hasn't even been able to get a shitty opinion article written in a long time.
  • Teen Vogue ain't knockin'.
  • He must have 50 screenplays in production given how often he talks about starting them.
  • None of his started sequel books have been completed.
  • No guest appearances on podcasts or at panels.
  • All his blue checkmark buddies on Twitter eventually figure him out and mute him.
  • Remember his appearances lecturing students on becoming a writer? Haven't seen that in years.
  • Two minute drills. Gone.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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For Pat, his Twitter really was his only chance. Dyslexic editor admitted to publishing him due to his political firebranding on Twitter and not his actual work. Lost his blue checkmark for breaking Twitter's terms. Lost his publisher. That small blue icon was his lifeline and he won't get it back in time to resuscitate his failed dreams.

  • Hasn't even been able to get a shitty opinion article written in a long time.
  • Teen Vogue ain't knockin'.
  • He must have 50 screenplays in production given how often he talks about starting them.
  • None of his started sequel books have been completed.
  • No guest appearances on podcasts or at panels.
  • All his blue checkmark buddies on Twitter eventually figure him out and mute him.
  • Remember his appearances lecturing students on becoming a writer? Haven't seen that in years.
  • Two minute drills. Gone.
Phew. Good thing he isn’t massively in debt and his cyberstalkers will all be in jail soon.
 
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