People who wont touch doorknobs/hand rails

[captain_kamala]

Omg it pisses me the fuck off. Walk out of the bathroom with their stupid paper towels and nowhere to throw them away
Or when they think they're doing you a favor by opening the door for you but they have to elbow the handle and use their leg and body to pull the door towards them. Just let a regular person do it. Fuck.

My dad is one of these guys. He would come see me in NYC and have to wrap his arm around the subway pole hugging the thing so no one else could use it
Anytime I was on an escalator as a kid he would say something if I touched the rail

Just fucking pisses me off

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Touch my knob please

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

You guys ever play that doorknob/safety game as kids?

 

[johnnynoname]

Touch my knob please

FAWK YEAH

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

You guys ever play that doorknob/safety game as kids?

Yep!

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Maybe we're just manky fucks, but I've never once seen a person do that here, even during Covid

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Yep!

Cool! haha, ya!

Remember that?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Everything everywhere is covered in shit particles. I don't give a fuck. I once saw an old guy walking his dog in the fairgrounds and there's this little tower thing that we used to break into to smoke weed so we were spying on him. His dog dropped a shit and he didn't have a bag so he just barehanded the fresh shit and walked it over to the garbage can. Someday I'll be at that level of not giving a fuck. You know he accidentally smeared shit on himself on the way home.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I poop straight in the street and wipe my ass on hand rails.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Cool! haha, ya!

Remember that?

You’d get punched right? If you didn’t say it first?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

You know your dad?

 

[BUBBLER]

You guys ever play that doorknob/safety game as kids?

You got molested

 

[Dog Eater]

Everything everywhere is covered in shit particles. I don't give a fuck. I once saw an old guy walking his dog in the fairgrounds and there's this little tower thing that we used to break into to smoke weed so we were spying on him. His dog dropped a shit and he didn't have a bag so he just barehanded the fresh shit and walked it over to the garbage can. Someday I'll be at that level of not giving a fuck. You know he accidentally smeared shit on himself on the way home.

That guy deserves an award and money.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Everything everywhere is covered in shit particles. I don't give a fuck. I once saw an old guy walking his dog in the fairgrounds and there's this little tower thing that we used to break into to smoke weed so we were spying on him. His dog dropped a shit and he didn't have a bag so he just barehanded the fresh shit and walked it over to the garbage can. Someday I'll be at that level of not giving a fuck. You know he accidentally smeared shit on himself on the way home.

Those touchscreen kiosks that people use to order food always have shit particles on them too.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Those touchscreen kiosks that people use to order food always have shit particles on them too.

That's why I never tip if a tablet is involved.

 

[PogromStallone]

I'm not touching your gross public toilet handles.

 

[Sean Baird]

Those touchscreen kiosks that people use to order food always have shit particles on them too.

 

[Dog Eater]

I'm not touching your gross public toilet handles.

It depends on the toilet and what I’m doing. If I’m about to eat yeah I ain’t touching that shit.

 

[goo gobbler]

Omg it pisses me the fuck off. Walk out of the bathroom with their stupid paper towels and nowhere to throw them away

what do you mean you just throw them on the floor

 

[PickleRickle]

Think about this, putting fresh produce in the top part of a shopping cart, where mothers sit their shit-filled diaper babies.