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People who stand still on down escalators are literal retards

Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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I don't know what kind of animals you got living around you but don't everyone knows that you should stand on either the left or right side and let the spregs do their Naruto sprint on the other side
There is no left and right side when majority of people are obese these days. Can't get past. I'm really tired...
 

Imager

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Hahahahahaha

Have you seen that Simpsons episode where Mr burns is stuck in the fridge at the supermarket? I saw an old lady stuck in one (it was a walk in fridge). She was knocking on the door trying to get someone's attention to open it, since she was stuck in there.

Old people are funny...
Tell me you didn’t help her
 

Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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Tell me you didn’t help her
Hahahah I did, I was the only one around

But when she explained she was trapped in there I couldn't help but laugh in her face. I think I even gave a similar response to the guy in the episode "yeah those are death traps.."
 
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