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People who recline their chairs on planes are fucking faggots.

Professor Rape

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Pay for first class if you want to relax you fucking faggot.

@Nigger John once correctly said a white man returns his shopping cart. Well a white man also has the empathy to not recline his fucking seat to some poor son of a bitch sitting behind you if you're sitting in coach. Anyone who does that is a fucking inconsiderate faggot who is going to hell.

Have you ever had someone recline their seat in front of you, and you thought, "wow I totally don't want to stab that person to death!" Nope, it's never happened. You hate them every fucking time.

RAPE.
 

BrotherMan1488

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Pay for first class if you want to relax you fucking faggot.

@Nigger John once correctly said a white man returns his shopping cart. Well a white man also has the empathy to not recline his fucking seat to some poor son of a bitch sitting behind you if you're sitting in coach. Anyone who does that is a fucking inconsiderate faggot who is going to hell.

Have you ever had someone recline their seat in front of you, and you thought, "wow I totally don't want to stab that person to death!" Nope, it's never happened. You hate them every fucking time.

RAPE.
Ever flown SouthWest? 🚬😎 Very high class
 

Imager

Everything has been shitificated
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I paid for that fawkin’ seat brotherman, I’m slamming that chair back as far as it goes. You don’t like it, you’re welcome to passive-aggressively “accidentally” jostle it forward throughout the flight.
I was on a flight once and a guy literally did that in the seat in front of me. Not just slowly reclined but *BAM*. Had I had my laptop out he would have broken it.

If the (((airlines))) were truly smart they'd make you pay for seats that recline, with all the seats in the back being locked upright.
 

bovinebrain

MIND CONTROL!!!
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I’ll never understand this. The seat has the functionality to recline. It was put there intentionally by the airline. You paid for the ticket. You are allowed to recline. The person behind you is also allowed to recline. Everyone is allowed to recline. What’s the issue? Even people in first class get all cunty when you recline. Frankly I love when people get upset about it.
 
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I was on a flight once and a guy literally did that in the seat in front of me. Not just slowly reclined but *BAM*. Had I had my laptop out he would have broken it.

If the (((airlines))) were truly smart they'd make you pay for seats that recline, with all the seats in the back being locked upright.
I’m surprised spirit and frontier didn’t already do this
 

Jenna

personality dialysis
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For short men a coach seat is basically a hotel room. Tons of space to stretch your tiny little legs.

I'm tall, therefore I recline. If the person in back of me doesn't like it, they can also recline.
 
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