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People who move from a different state and complain about certain things compared to their home state, are fucking annoying.

aRTie02150

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Oh so this Chicago style pizza at shitty a Florida pizza place isn't EXACTLY the same as the pizza you ate somewhere in Illinois? You need to tell everyone how much better the pizza is in actual Chicago?

Why'd you ever leave?

Oh you don't like how it's never below 40 degrees here in the winter?

Why'd you ever leave?

Oh the city doesn't ring in the new Year like they do in Chicago?

Why'd you ever leave?



Happy New Year everyone.
 

aRTie02150

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Why, since the pandemic 4-5 years ago, was Florida slurping up Americans like a margarita at happy hour while the rest of the country rearranges deck chairs on the Titanic? What's so special about Florida that made all sorts of ppl relocate there?
Covid was a big deal because they were very quick to ease back on all restrictions.


Everything was completely normal down here even in the later end of 2020 when everyone else still had mask restrictions and social distancing. Real estate exploded as well. My condo was worth almost twice much as it is now during COVID. Several people in my building took advantage and sold their units. Now I have a few neighbors who overpaid for their place by a huge sum and it's kinda funny.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Yes, most people who live near Chicago, pretend the rest of the state doesn't exist too.
I never made it to the downtown or whatever tourist part of Chicago I was supposed to go to. I went to a white Sox game and people told me to expect my car to get broken into. On another trip I was going to take the train and locals said "just remember that the train stops at places so don't go after 5." So I put it on the pay no mind list. I'm old and my nigger fatigue is high enough already.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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"That will be $26.81, cash or card?"
"B-b-but the price tag says $24.99!"
"Yeah, that's before sales tax."
"Well, we don't have sales tax in my state."
"How fortunate for you. We do have it here."
"Is there any way you could--"
:mel_sm: " WHAT?!? Give you an exemption from state sales tax? NOOOOO!"
 

Child..

CHH bought views for his last shamecast, lol
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Their governor is an ultra right wing shithead who declared war on undocumented immigrants and LGBTQ+ publicly so now the state has become a conservative mecca.
My American ex is from Florida...Key West. It seemed very liberal and with established families tbh. (Not familiar with the rest of Florida but the way they have "Florida man" type headlines, it seems like a mess). I like Texas more
 

Last Word Nelsonn

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My American ex is from Florida...Key West. It seemed very liberal and with established families tbh. (Not familiar with the rest of Florida but the way they have "Florida man" type headlines, it seems like a mess). I like Texas more

You mean the psycho who's obsessed with pedophilia conspiracies?
Do you know any normal people?
 
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